B&T's editor once tracked down his ancestors. Let's just say, he doesn't like to talk about what he found out.

Spark Foundry staff forced to learn their "avocado dreaming" from their "flamingos' breath" after snaring paint giant.

Do you work at Spark Foundry and still enjoy the odd ciggie or two? There's bad news today, we're afraid to report.

Notice the "scoops up" pun in this headline? We also toyed with "takes a licking" before realising it was just as crap.