WPP Merges Geometry Into VMLY&R
The merges continue apace out of WPP HQ overnight. Thus far, Sir Martin's kept any snippiness to himself.
WPP Retires The Grey Brand Into Digital Agency AKQA
WPP has merged its Grey and AKQA agencies and has wisely decided not to call it GreyQA or AKey.
Sorrell Labelled “Disgusting” As He Renews Calls For WPP CEO Mark Read To Resign
Sir Martin's outbursts are a bit unhinged & delusional. That said, they're a little shower of gold for media journos.
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WPP Q3 Revenues Fall 7.6% YOY
Work at WPP? Down to the last notch on your belt? Well, expect a little more tightening judging by these numbers.
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WPP’s Acquisition Shopping List Revealed
This article contains a hint of speculation, a spot of fabrication, but hopefully not a dollop of defamation.
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WPP Appoints “Technologist, Scientist & Entrepreneur” Dr Ya-Qin Zhang To Board
WPP appoints Dr Ya-Qin Zhang to the board. And, no, he won't be handing out scripts for Ritalin or methylphenidates.
WPP Set To Open The Chequebook As It Eyes Acquisitions
Mark Read announces acquisitions are back on WPP's agenda. Expect snippy comment from Sir Martin anytime soon.
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Tom Ilube Appointed To WPP Board
Tom Ilube appointed to the WPP board and charged with bringing the tray of egg sandwiches for this Thursday's meeting.
Cindy Gallop: “Adland’s Ageist As F@ck Because The White Men Who Run It Fetishize Youth”
One thing's for sure, when Cindy Gallop gives you a tongue lashing, you're staying licked & lashed for some time coming!
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WPP Supremo Mark Read Forced To Apologise After Misguided Tweet Stirs Industry Ageism Debate
B&T would never tolerate ageism. Although our old fogey editor's inability to change the toner cartridge is frustrating.
WPP’s Revenues Drop 15%, As Creative Holds Up Better Than Media
Mark Read was contemplating an 18th century powdered wig (or peruke) but now thinking better of it as revenues tank.
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WPP’s Mark Read: “The Worst Is Behind Us”
Mark Read has declared "the worst is behind us"! B&T assumes that means CV-19 and not another Sorrell tongue-lashing.
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WPP AUNZ Profit Down A Massive 61.5% In H1
Jens Monsees forced to perform at-home goatee beard trim and shampoo as WPP's profits bite.
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Mark Read Admits “Huge Amount Of Work To Do” As WPP Reveals Diversity Workforce Numbers
WPP's workforce diversity numbers make for a very sobering read. Unless, you're already pissed, of course.
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WPP Named A Leader Among Adobe Implementation Service Providers
WPP named leader of Adobe implementation service providers. And that includes both paid for & the stuff it pirated, too.
Goldman Sachs Gives WPP – & Media Agencies Generally – A Big Tick As Revenues Defy CV-19 Predictions
The last person you want rooting round your filing cabinets is Goldman Sachs. Especially if the paper shredder's broken.
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WPP Unveils Its Commitment To Fight Racism & Invest In Black Talent
Work at WPP? You can forget all about telling the old "Irish, Scot & a Jew walk into a bar" gag around the watercooler.
Ex-Apple & Burberry Exec Angela Ahrendts Appointed To WPP Board
Angela Ahrendts undoubtedly boasts an impressive resume that, when printed out, could easily stretch to a fourth page.
