
Australian Open Start Date Confirmed For February The 8th
Aussie Open organisers confirm the date when every Australian suddenly has to become interested in tennis for two weeks.
Aussie Open organisers confirm the date when every Australian suddenly has to become interested in tennis for two weeks.
If Ellen was to write her memoirs, titles could include "I've Been To Ellen Back" or "Toxic Workplaces: A User's Guide".
"F*ck my life" almost sounds like a long-lost Sex Pistol's song or the title of Tony Abbott's memoirs.
Australia has awoken to a new national hero this morning, as pissed, unemployed bloke unloads in impromptu TV interview.
It appears the social distancing message still isn't getting through to Bondi Beach goers, protestors & NT crocodiles.
Here, B&T's wrapped CV-19 & TV together, crumbed it in parmesan, deep-fried it & served it with an aioli dipping sauce.
You'll laugh so much at this coronavirus story you'll possibly cry. So, best watched by those who've stockpiled Kleenex.
Have you been enjoying the incessant promos for the TODAY show (aka Nine's Australian Open coverage)?
Other than the dodgy builder or the thieving laundromat, no one loves the grouchy neighbour quite like an ACA reporter.
To B&T's credit, it is a public holiday in Sydney today and we've struggled to find any actual news. But here's some.
Look, yes, this article is B&T being a little gossipy & bitchy. And, no, we're not trying to steal Daily Mail readers.
Can't afford the bus fare let alone entering the property market? See what all the fuss is about with Nine's new show.
Look, it's Nine's shiny new headquarters. Sadly, no images of the circling great whites under the executive boardroom.
If Nine learns anything from this bungle: don't anger or upset K-pop fans. It certainly won't end well.
This news should have old Karl popping the Champagne corks. Let's just hope he doesn't catch an Uber after it.
It's now entering its twelfth week, but the Israel Folau saga shows no signs of getting remotely more interesting.
In a sad day for burly ex-footballers wanting to wear a frock, both the NRL and now AFL Footy Shows are no more.
End-of-financial year stories or anyone with a hard to spell name aside, B&T least likes bringing you redundancy news.