Saatchi & Saatchi And Partners Launch Made From Melbourne
Here's a top initiative supporting Melbourne’s live music. Let's just hope it doesn't give Shannon Noll any ideas.
“Neo-Nazi Attack!” Channel Nine Security Guard Caught In Terrifying Fight With White Supremacist
Much like quinoa, Bundy & Coke and MAFs brides, where there's white supremacists you'll invariably find trouble.
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Channel Nine Reporter Pulls Dead Body Out Of Water Moments Before Live Cross
A Nine weather report took a very grim turn over the weekend. We're not talking rain & hail, we're talking dead bodies.
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Aussie Open organisers confirm the date when every Australian suddenly has to become interested in tennis for two weeks.
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Channel Nine Pulls Ellen From Schedule Amid ‘Toxic’ Workplace Allegations
If Ellen was to write her memoirs, titles could include "I've Been To Ellen Back" or "Toxic Workplaces: A User's Guide".
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“F*ck My Life”: Channel Nine Reporter Goes Viral For Rather Relatable On-Screen Blunder
"F*ck my life" almost sounds like a long-lost Sex Pistol's song or the title of Tony Abbott's memoirs.
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Bearded Local Man Armed With VB Tinnie Crashes TV Report To Air His Thoughts On Border Closure
Australia has awoken to a new national hero this morning, as pissed, unemployed bloke unloads in impromptu TV interview.
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“Now THAT Was Close!” Nine Reporter In Terrifying Close Call With A Two-Metre Croc
It appears the social distancing message still isn't getting through to Bondi Beach goers, protestors & NT crocodiles.
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Here, B&T's wrapped CV-19 & TV together, crumbed it in parmesan, deep-fried it & served it with an aioli dipping sauce.
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You'll laugh so much at this coronavirus story you'll possibly cry. So, best watched by those who've stockpiled Kleenex.
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Have you been enjoying the incessant promos for the TODAY show (aka Nine's Australian Open coverage)?
ACA Journo Cops A Drenching Reporting On Latest Angry Neighbours’ War
Other than the dodgy builder or the thieving laundromat, no one loves the grouchy neighbour quite like an ACA reporter.
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Nine Attains 90 Per Cent Stake In Macquarie Media
To B&T's credit, it is a public holiday in Sydney today and we've struggled to find any actual news. But here's some.
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Look, yes, this article is B&T being a little gossipy & bitchy. And, no, we're not trying to steal Daily Mail readers.
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Nine And Domain Launch New Property Program ‘Your Domain’
Can't afford the bus fare let alone entering the property market? See what all the fuss is about with Nine's new show.
Nine Increases Office Space In North Sydney HQ To Include SMH & AFR
Look, it's Nine's shiny new headquarters. Sadly, no images of the circling great whites under the executive boardroom.
“This Is Embarrassing”: Nine In Hot Water Over “Racist” & “Xenophobic” 20 To One BTS Segment
If Nine learns anything from this bungle: don't anger or upset K-pop fans. It certainly won't end well.
Poor Ratings For Nine Force The Network Into Today Show Rethink
This news should have old Karl popping the Champagne corks. Let's just hope he doesn't catch an Uber after it.
