Channel Nine Vetoes Seven’s Proposed Swap of Wimbledon For The Ashes
Utterly confused about who's got the tennis & the cricket? Well, this…
Chau Chak Wing Wins Defamation Suit Against Fairfax Media
Regular reader of B&T? Well, as we've not covered this defamation case…
TV Brekkie War Erupts! As Nine’s Own Newspapers Savage Today’s Performance
It would appear the gloves are well & truly off in the…
Sunday TV Wrap: Old Queen Doco Has Nine Singing “We Are The Champions”
Last night's TV numbers could well be further proof that audiences don't…
Nine’s Chris Uhlmann Blames Turnbull’s Woes On “Bullies” News, Sky & 2GB
Breakfast TV proved slightly interesting this morning after Nine's chief political hack…
Tuesday TV Wrap: Hamish & Andy Struggles But Nine Still Wins The Night
There's only one place you need to be for an expert take…
Nine’s Sunday Footy Show In Strife After “Fat Shaming” Former NRL Star
We'd never tolerate any form of fat shaming here at B&T save…
Wednesday TV Wrap: (As Expected) The Block Hands Nine The Win
You may ask, "How does B&T watch all of last night's TV…
Whoops! Peter FitzSimsons Mistakenly Tweets Nine’s Today Won’t Make It To Christmas
This story has everything: scandal, intrigue & subterfuge. What it doesn't have…
Lisa Wilkinson Spotted On Nine’s Ninja As Son Bombs Out On Course
It was a 'blink & you'll miss it' moment on last night's…
Woman’s Day Rebuffs Stefanovic’s “Bullsh#t” Claims, As The War Of Words Escalates
Why waste six bucks reading crappy women's gossip magazines when B&T's dishing…
Karl’s Fury! Stefanovic Labels Women’s Glossies “Bullsh#t, Bullies, Hurtful & Wrong”
Uh ho, Woman's Day again accused of making stuff up. Is that…
Monday TV Wrap: Ninja Warrior And Talkin’ About Your Generation Hit New Lows
It's B&T's authoritative guide to the daily TV ratings. It's a little…
Nine Reveals Major Sponsors For Australian Ninja Warrior
Fearing TV's sans a perve now that Love Island's all over? Fear…
Nine Study: TV Dating Shows Are A “Form Of Mass Therapy”
Do you only watch Love Island for its clinical precis of the…
He’s (Unfortunately) Back! Notorious Party Boy Corey Worthington To Compete In Ninja Warrior
Love Island, Family Feud & now this! It's definitely a ripe time…
Nine & News Corp’s Australian News Channel To Launch New Business Channel
Keen on your "pump and dumps" or your "fill and kills"? Well,…
Seven Relents, As Nine Handed Rights For Tennis 2019 For $48.5 Million
Nine snares the tennis for summer & thus avoids plans for constant…
Nine’s Michael Slater Moves To Seven’s Cricket Commentary Box
Seven's mega-squillion cricket deal looking a lot more like $8.75 on Australian…
Nine Study: Women In The Drivers Seat When It Comes To Car Purchases
A new study has shown women are really controlling the pursestrings. Although…
Nine Study: The “Great Australian Dream” Now Requires “Significant Compromise”
Rising property prices and tales of disappointment have led to a significant…
Nine Launches Big Ideas Pop-Up Store
B&T was lucky to attend Nine's Big Ideas pop-up store yesterday, although…
Nine Set To Go Sports-Free This Summer After It Fails To Snare The Tennis From From Seven
Is relentless KFC ads & Bill Lawry banging on about pigeons the…
Wednesday TV Wrap: Nine Stumps Rivals On The Back Of Cricket One-Dayer
One need only witness his bloodshot eyes & almost greenish pallor to…
Revealed: Nine’s The Block To Make Over St Kilda Backpackers With “Seedy Reputation”
B&T is adding a "spoiler alert" to this story alongside a "possibly…
Wednesday TV Wrap: Origin Pulls 2.53 Million, Making It 2018’s Most Watched Show
You can always expect a few hangovers in the B&T office post-Origin.…
Think Love Island’s Only For Boozed-Up, Horny White People? Think Again!
Here's a scholarly and academic doctoral precis into the ethnic diversity of…
Free To Airs Exceed Content Quotas, With $1.5bn Spent On Programs Annually
Have you noticed lately a lot more local content on TV? Well,…
Tracy Grimshaw The Bookies’ Hot Tip To Take The Gold Logie
Tracy's at $3.25 to take out Logies glory. Sadly, B&T's regretting the…
Former MAFS Contestant Slams Nine For Allegedly Giving Him Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder
Not content with simply depressing viewers, it now appears Married At First…
Nine’s Racy Love Island Promo Raises Eyebrows In Kid-Friendly Prime Time
In what should prove a shock to absolutely no one, Nine's controversial…
Social Media Users Criticise Nine’s ‘Ad Overload’ During ‘Ad-Free’ Royal Wedding
The one big Royal wedding question no one appears to be answering…
Nine Unveils Undies-Clad Cast For Upcoming Love Island
This Love Island appears little more than an orgy of fake-tanned airheads.…
Nine’s Today Backpedals On Refusal To Give Retiree $40,000 Cash Prize
B&T's had to re-write our "Nine steals food from pensioner's very mouth"…
Seven Says No To Tennis Swap, Leaving Nine Sports-Free Next Summer
Always wanted to pitch your own TV show? Well, it appears Channel…
Nine Defends Steamy ‘Love Island’ Trailer That Used Paid Models & Actors
B&T's describing this Love Island trailer as a "steamy, sexually-charged romp". The…
Eddie McGuire To Sue Facebook’s “Arse Off” Over Fake Ad
B&T would like to apologise for being vague about this story but…
Legendary Sports Commentator Darrell Eastlake Dies Aged 75
In very sad news today, one of the greats of Australian sports…
Lisa Wilkinson Takes A Cheeky Swipe At Nine Chiefs
Is it just us or are the hosts of television programs actually…
