Channel Seven Claims 2021 Ratings Crown
Channel Seven is this year's most-watched network, and that's despite bringing us Holey Moley and Big Brother VIP.
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The brilliant thing about a greasy fry-up's how it instantly removes a hangover & takes five years off at the same time.
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Knead-To-Know! Adam Ballesty Named Domino’s’ CMO
Adam Ballesty named Domino's' CMO, as he struggles to get the stench of pepperoni out of his sports coats.
“The Vasectomy Cocktail!” Ryan Reynolds Skewers Father’s Day & Parenting In Wicked New Gin Spot
Ahhh, Ryan Reynolds – women want him, men want to be him! Well, not B&T. We'd rather be a member of One Direction.
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Been wondering what Danny Bass has been up to? Well, wonder no more as you revel in B&T's FBI-esque detective work here.
“Prodigal Son!” Meet Graham’s Stephen de Wolf To Return To Australia For Personal Reasons
Stephen de Wolf's an Aussie 'made good' on the world stage. Let's even give him a crack at Eurovision 2022, B&T says.
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“Auf Wiedersehen!” Jens May Have Left The Building, But GroupM’s CEO Search Is More Pressing
Squabbles, cattiness, gossip & evictions. It may sound like an episode of Big Brother but it's the local WPP operations.
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Australia’s Advertising Industry Ranked Second Last To Used Car Salesmen For Ethics & Honesty
If there's any lessons in this honesty & ethics study it's never buy a used car from anyone in the advertising industry.
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Toyota Media Pitch! Three Agencies Left As Race Goes Down To The Wire
As clarification, this article contains comments from "unnamed sources". Industry parlance for "possibly under crap".
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Reports: Publicis Plans For Bespoke Agency To Snare Toyota’s Media In Australia, As Field Narrows To Five
There's a fine line between investigative journalism and highly fabricated crap. As you'll discover reading this report.
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Cindy Gallop: “Adland’s Ageist As F@ck Because The White Men Who Run It Fetishize Youth”
One thing's for sure, when Cindy Gallop gives you a tongue lashing, you're staying licked & lashed for some time coming!
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Here Are The 2020 Emmy Nominations For Most Outstanding Commerical
B&T must confess, once Ricky Gervais finishes insulting everyone we tend to lose interest in the actual Emmy Awards.
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Nine CFO Paul Paul Koppelman Departs After 10 Months Citing Family Reasons
Nine's CFO departs, although not linked to Karl trying to get his Willougby Hotel beer receipts through on expenses.
LEAKED! Red Bull Marketers In Massive Racism Storm As Presentation Belittles Indians, Chinese, Arabs & Africans
Thinking of giving your next marketing preso some zing & pizzazz? Trust us, there's absolutely nothing to learn here.
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Tuesday TV Wrap: ABBA Doco Does 476K For Nine, But It’s Seven Who Proves The Dancing Queen
B&T's TV reviewer was in the sauna last night enjoying a fondue. And he didn't even watch the ABBA doco on Nine.
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Sorrell’s S4 Boasts Impressive First-Quarter Numbers Despite CV-19 Downturn
Sir Martin's Schnauzer spared a Louis Vuitton slipper to the privates after S4 posts promising first-quarter numbers.
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Why Men Hate Ads
Research shows that advertising has joined tofu, the Academy Awards & Missy Higgins' music in a list of things men hate.
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The Myth Of The Ethical Consumer (& Why We Keep Buying Battery Farm Eggs)
This article originally appeared in the print edition of B&T. Sadly, its digitisation has not improved its spelling.
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Brain Freeze! How Top Creatives Find Their Mojo
Top creative minds like Kate Ceberano, Ruel & Dave Hughes talk coming up with ideas. "What a great idea," you'll say.
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More Senior Departures At M&C Saatchi UK As CEO & CCO Walk
Sadly, more exits at M&C Saatchi UK overnight. On the upside, that's more punch for everyone at the staff Chrissie 'do.
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Turmoil At M&C Saatchi As Board Quits, As Accenture Eyes Audacious $175 Million Takeover Bid
This contains 66 per cent investigative journalism, 24 per cent industry speculation, with bollocks making up the rest.
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Zenith Report: Aussie Ad Spends Set To Splutter Along At 2% YOY Until 2022
This report into ad spends does make for grim reading. Why not eat some gruel & wear fingerless gloves for added effect?
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Mark Coad Appointed IPG Mediabrands Australian CEO
IPG Mediabrands has snared one of Omnicom's "big fish" in Mark Coad, and taken the industry hook, line and sinker.
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Grab The Tissues! Vodafone’s Christmas Ad Is This Year’s Tear-Jerker
Admittedly, this ad's out of Portugal. But that doesn't mean you need to know who Cristiano Ronaldo is to understand it.
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Atomic 212° Snares Bupa’s $35 Million Media From Mindshare
As luck would have it, B&T's heading to Atomic 212°'s Xmas party tonight! So, it better be French champers after this.
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In Henry Tajer’s Defence, He Was Handed The Proverbial Shit Sandwich!
Here's a definitive synopsis of the life & times of Henry Tajer. It could even make a movie, albeit not a very good one.
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Ever watch an ad & think I need a Bex & a good lie down? Prepare the doona & the compound analgesic for this craziness.
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ABC Unveils New Gen Of Triple J Presenters For 2020
We love to play Triple J around the B&T office. Primarily, because it gives our editor another thing to complain about.
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