Someone needs to tap Bruce & say there's three things he needs to let go - the beard, the massages & this court case.

Paramount celebrates as more fans turn up to watch A-League final than a Shannon Noll special at Gosford's Club Tropo.

Alas, 10's Gladiators has gone as quickly as it came. Should make for a very wild garage sale, however.

Could Farmer Wants A Wife help Network Ten out of this mess?

It's remarkable how far you can get with a famous dad and teeth worthy of a toothpaste ad, really.

You'd think all the brands in in F1 would advise teams on building some distinctiveness into their cars.

McGarvey's original request to be called "Supreme Leader" was nixed after HR couldn't fit the role into org chart.

Just a week to go until you get to see near-identical cars driven by very rich men around a park in Melbourne!

The details of Meta's news deals are slowly emerging. Much like B&T the morning after a pub lunch.

Network 10 brainbox rewarded for quick-thinking gag with medium-sized internet reaction.

Network 10 remembers adored presenter Baird.

As regular readers would know, B&T loathes any redundancy story. We also hate Clive Palmer stories, to be honest.

It's been a rocky road for many people & agencies in 2023; however, it's been all sunshine & rainbows for 10's lawyers.

The only thing B&T would love more than a chat with Rod Prosser would be a game of squash. Yes, he's a 'yellow dot' man.

If there's one thing to be had from this ongoing mess, some very unlikeable people are making a lot of money.

The Lehrmann-Wilkinson defamation case really turning into a case of who do we simply hate more?

B&T would gladly donate our organs given our untimely demise. But would anyone really want the booze-soaked blobs?

How did B&T attend last night's Foxtel upfronts AND do the TV ratings at the very same time? Uncover all our lies here.

Alas, it's more dreadful Bruce Lehrmann news. Here's hoping it doesn't ruin your weekend.

Much like Harry and Meghan and raspberry-flavoured beer, this whole sordid affair just refuses to go away, doesn't it?

Rod Prosser stops short of saying 10's Gladiator reboot has serious "perve factor". But it's not stopped B&T saying it.

In top news for the illegal importation of anabolic steroids, 90's celebration of Spandex, Gladiators, set for a reboot.

Network 10’s Thank God You’re Here continued to do well with audiences, securing 556,000 metro viewers last ...

B&T very tempted to take our brilliant idea for singing nasal hair clippers onto an upcoming Shark Tank episode.

A spot of mud-slinging between the TV networks this morning. 10 returning a pie to James Warburton's Hugo Boss here.

Yes, Neighbours has risen from the dead! Here's hoping McDonald's plant-based chicken & Rove don't get similar ideas.

Here's your quick guide to last night's TV numbers - C-grade singing narrowly beat bathroom renos that beat traitors.

It would appear the sordid behaviour of the stars from Dogs Behaving (Very) Badly make MAFS look like a nunnery.

Political commentator and journalist Peter van Onselen has been ordered to pay Network 10’s legal costs after a judge ...

You read that right - a win for 10. We repeat - 10 has actually won something.

SCA & Network 10 set to continue regional partnership, as contract suffers bad smudging from overzealous fountain pen.

Network 10 announces it won't be bidding for Melbourne Cup rights. Wardrobe department left with a number of silly hats.

This Indigenous series premieres tonight, which you'll need to squeeze in after MasterChef & before Casualty 24/7.

The King's Birthday Honours list isn't all retired politicians and doctors of diseases you've never even heard of.

We're huge MasterChef fans here at B&T. Not that you'd know if you tasted our galantine and béarnaise.

10 are said to be livid over a recent ad market report. Has declared "we have a Rove & we're not afraid to use him!"

Think making Test match cricket remotely interesting is difficult? Try commentating on Formula One racing.

Christians still cranky after The Project's Jesus gag. And let's be honest, it wasn't that funny in the first place.

Company exec denies bad-sounding rumours - trust me, we're as shocked as you are!

It was a badly needed win for the 10 team last night who are frantically blocking all of Rove's telephone calls.