Apple’s New Computer Could Cost You $85k. Here’s How
Thinking of updating your Apple computer? Well, you can forget about smashed avocado for your next nine lifetimes.
Recommended
Study: Google Is The Healthiest Brand In Australia
Study finds Google is the healthiest brand in Australia. And that's despite the odd bit of eczema and digestion issues.
Recommended
You Can Now Buy Carrying Straps For Your AirPods & The Internet Can’t Handle It
Got a "hard to buy for" friend or relative? Get them this. Or, get them a support peacock if they're that difficult.
Recommended
Apple Enlists The Services Of An Action Film Director For A ‘Shot On iPhone’ Epic
The question remains: why do Apple's "shot on iPhone" ads look nothing like the blurry, out-of-focus crap B&T shoots?
Recommended
Apple The Most Trusted Tech Giant: Study
Study finds Apple the most trusted tech firm. Huawei still tops if you want to be bundled into the back of a moving van.
Recommended
Apple Under Fire For Listing Crimea As Part Of Russia
Crimea's pissed off after being labelled part of Russia. Still, it's better than being labelled part of the Gold Coast.
Recommended
Apple’s Latest Ad Is A Major Tear-Jerker, So Have Your Tissues Handy
Apple's Chrissie spot is apparently a real tear-jerker. So, best not watch it while dicing onions or any heavy dusting.
Recommended
Apple And Salesforce Continue Strategic Partnership With New Apps
Apple and Salesforce today announced the launch of two flagship apps from the Salesforce Mobile App and new Trailhead GO...
Apple’s ‘Changing Needs’ Lead To 50 Job Cuts At TBWA/Media Arts Lab In The US
Interpret this Apple news two ways. (1) Its so popular it doesn't even need to advertise. (2) It's shit and in trouble.
Recommended
Attention iPhone Fanatics! Apple Is Weighing Up An iPhone Subscription Service
Fresh from announcing new $400 earphones, Apple's unveiled even more genius plans to fleece you of your hard-earned.
Recommended
Apple Quietly Launches New Streaming Service
Apple has quietly launched a new streaming service. Well, less quietly if you're reading this while playing the bongos.
Recommended
Apple Goes Back To The Future In Glorious Campaign For Its 400-Buck AirPods Pro
At $400 a pop, Apple's new earphones replace gold, Bitcoin & smashed avocado as things that are ridiculously overpriced.
Recommended
Edelman Gloriously Skewers Apple’s Inadequacies In New Campaign For HP Using The Voice Of Siri
This campaign with Siri shading Apple is like Face/Off, but with no Nick Cage, John Travolta or an implausible plot.
Recommended
Cross-Promotion At Its Finest: New Selena Gomez Music Video Shot Entirely On The New iPhone
Apple partners with Selena Gomez for this campaign, while Huawei ponders new deal with Justice Crew.
Recommended
Location-Based Marketing Under Threat? What Apple’s iOS Changes Mean For Marketers
Confused by Apple's recent iOS changes? Feel a great weight lift after reading this. Unless you're reading it at a gym.
Recommended
Further Details Emerge In The Case Of A Russian Man Suing Apple For Turning Him Gay
Think there's possibly an oversupply of daftness on today's newsletter? Confirm your suspicions with this nonsense.
Recommended
“Currency Should Stay In The Hands Of Countries”: Apple CEO’s Swipe At Facebook’s Cryptocurrency Project
Old cryptocurrency hasn't been in the news much of late. But look what B&T's done here - made it newsy again.
Man Sues Apple Claiming An iPhone App Turned Him Gay
Admittedly, an app has never turned B&T's sexuality, however, Instagram once turned us into a rather attractive poodle.
Recommended
