“Gormless Set Of Teeth With Human Attached” – Hilarious Pomeranz Polemic On The Bachelor
There's three things B&T can never get enough of - alcohol (given), long lunch (paid for) & the glorious Ms Pomeranz.
There's three things B&T can never get enough of - alcohol (given), long lunch (paid for) & the glorious Ms Pomeranz.
Other programs B&T would like to see the "no sex" rule binned include Gardening Australia, MasterChef and 7.30.
Is your love life an unfolding disaster? At least the potential for 15 minutes of TV stardom remains inextricably high.
You might not find true love on The Bachie, but you will be followed around by a Daily Mail photographer for six months.
B&T chats with Stephen Tate on the upcoming series of I'm A Celeb. And, yes, B&T had a tarantula down our underpants.
B&T will always shine a light on casual racism in the industry. Even quite formally dressed racism, too.
If the "Honey Badger" proved anything, it's that evil bachelors are far better ratings pullers than sickly sweet ones.
The only topic of conversation in the B&T office from 9am-11am will be The Bachie. Don't even think about contacting us.
News of a new Bachelor series is like Christmas here at B&T. Just without the fruit cake & sex at the office party.
Bachelor Jimmy Nicholson all set to find love! But, in reality, he'll be pursued, roasted & pilloried by the tabloids.
Report shows that people who appear on reality TV shows are often unhinged. The only reason we watch, really.
Shaun Micallef is a big fan of B&T, so our reporting tends to be nice. Just lucky he doesn't know about the drinking.
Thankfully, Osher was spared 10's purge yesterday. Otherwise B&T would look like right fools wheeling this out today.
Locklan ‘Locky’ Gilbert named new Bachelor. Yet, surely 'Lothario' or possibly 'Shagger' would be better nicknames?
As you'll discover here, being a racist, lascivious bogan is not the sole domain of Australian reality TV stars.
B&T's Bachie sweepstakes has been won! With the one staffer that never watched it taking home the $6.45.
Has HR summoned you for watching P*rnhub at work when you thought you were watching The Bachie? Add this to your alibi.
Do you enjoy watching dead rubbers? Well, your choices this weekend appear the Ashes or the eraser in your pencil case.