Think it's a quiet day on the B&T news desk today? Confirm it with this nonsensical scarf-not-dildo story here.

You'd think B&T's TV reporter never left the house given this thorough precis. Fuelled on Uber Eats & cheap sav blanc.

Former Wiggle Emma Watkins reveals move to the public broadcaster. Says she's also indifferent to fruit salad.

It's the final curtain for Ellen's chat show. Despite B&T thinking it ended sometime ago after she insulted the staff.

Lux brand Bulgari enlists two Hollywood A-listers for latest campaign. Like, who were you expecting? Sharon Strzelecki?

If there's one group sad about ScoMo's defeat it has to be ABC comics decrying the lack of material.

Samatha Armytage is regaling drunken work stories. A refreshing change from her regaling issues in her personal life.

Here at B&T we say a day without some Kardashian news is a day without sunshine. Get an instant tan with this stupidity.

Amanda Keller gets teary over latest mass school shooting in the US. But what other response is there to the madness?

Not watching this year's series of Big Brother? Well, get set for a guilt trip on these underwhelming numbers.

Does the Taliban ever get invited to parties? They'd be the boring, sober person you don't want to get stuck with.

You might not find true love on The Bachie, but you will be followed around by a Daily Mail photographer for six months.

Mercifully, we don't have to watch any election ads for three years, but you still have to suffer Celebrity Apprentice.

This has everything you'd expect from a good fashion story - cattiness, bitchiness and not a whole heap of sense.

Is there no greater "fall from grace" story than Andrew O'Keefe? Craig McLachlan and Josh Frydenberg aside, that is.

In good news for agencies and democracy generally, Clive Palmer spent $100 million and didn't even come close to a seat.

Craig McLachlan has dropped his long-running defamation case, now threatening to revive singing career to enact revenge.

Surely there can be no one happier about an Albo win than ABC staff, the trade unions and university arts students.

Nine's Celebrity Apprentice had a soft launch last night, as it again stretched the definition of "celebrity".

Cannes in Cairns attendees could be mistaken for thinking they were in the French Riviera. Save the crocs & dodgy Brie.

Cannes in Cairns attendees could've been forgiven for thinking it was elk on stage as the Nine & News CEOs locked horns.

Cannes in Cairns attendees are calling the goodie bags, the party quiche & Mark Bouris' presentation three highlights.

Dr Nick Coatsworth was another star of Cannes in Cairns. Alas, didn't get the script pad out for anyone with a hangover.

Work in marketing? Still prefer the old fashioned 'bull in a China shop' approach? Why not add some thoughtfulness here.

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This Madonna video is so unsettling you may need a holiday, just one day out of life, it would be, it would be so nice.

Nine went sans NRL last night, forcing husbands everywhere to enjoy MasterChef's moist honey basbousa.

The Barbie B&T would most like to see is the 'Divorced Ken' living in the camper in his greying Y-fronts & vodka bottle.

Who doesn't find all these swimsuit models distracting while trying to enjoy Sports Illustrated's in-depth journalism?

B&T's own editor can attest to how easy it is to mistakenly follow p@rn stars instead of erudite political journalism.

AKQA's chief brains talk innovative thinking. Equally they could talk awesome beard maintenance.

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Often think the wowsers and the bores are winning? Confirm it with news of this boob ad ban.

French fashion house the latest brand to shine a light on the current stupidity in the States.

Morning TV's not all informercials for stairmasters and carpet shampoo, as this bawdy indiscretion attests.

Give viewers the debate they want! Albo & ScoMo in a MasterChef bake-off of Heston Blumenthal's seven-tier mud cake.

Batman has dethroned Joe Rogan as the podcast king & the jokes are writing themselves. Which saves B&T writing them.

Oh, no! The breakfast shows are squabbling with one another. Well, not Kochie, he's still got laryngitis.