Abbie Chatfield just can't keep out of the headlines, can she? As confirmed by B&T's seemingly relentless headlines.
Mia Freedman has plenty to smile about. Though she may still get stuck hosting a bereft Lisa Wilkinson for Christmas.
B&T's uncomfortable with this ongoing war, but believes nothing a four-kilo double-smoked Christmas ham couldn't fix.
Twenty-plus years of the human resources manager and still the message isn't getting through to the drunk gropers.
World Cup organisers managing to do a sterling job of getting the attention back to the actual football. Until this.
Ben Fordham returns to the top of the radio ratings. Alan forced to pen Christmas greetings card through gritted teeth.
Networks circling Bruce Lehrmann with offers of $250K. That's for an interview NOT a Dancing With The Stars appearance.
MAFS' 2023 trailer praised for its diversity. Same can't be said about most of Nine's on-air hosting roles.
Someone over at 10 finally realising that reality TV, reality TV and even more reality TV no longer cutting it.
It's exciting news for Melbourne radio listeners today. Well, it's bad news if you can't stand Charlie Pickering.
This is a really powerful and important ad, hence why B&T is running it. Don't worry, you won't cry or anything.
Do you love hearing super-rich, ultra-privileged white people bang-on about how hard life can be? This doco's for you!
In its defence, the Daily Mail is the authoritative industry source on which MAFS star is up on drug charges.
Thinking of a complete career change? B&T can heartily recommend defamation law judging by the last 12 months.
In more favourable news for Network 10's bottom line, its annual hairspray budget set to plummet as Peter Helliar exits.
As Christmas nears & the actual news cycle slows, you can expect more nonsense of this ilk from the B&T editorial team.
The only winners in defamation cases are the lawyers. B&T readers set to be big losers, via our exhaustive coverage.
Thinkerbell running full-page ads for Koala in broadsheet newspaper. Seemingly unconcerned by client's ROI.
In a case of "blink and you'll miss it", 10's News First Breakfast chopped. Thankfully, no sign of a Kerri-Anne return.
Buffini's fancy new gig means family members expect her to provide expensive prawns for Christmas lunch.
B&T turning its gaze to industry Chrissie parties. Yet we doubt anything will top those naughty Mumbrella miscreants.
Here, B&T's chatting to the man who sounds remarkably like those stick-shaped Spanish doughnuts, ARN's Mitch Churi.
This World Cup has certainly come with its fair share of unpleasant downsides. Here's just another one.
Victoria Secret's parks that whole "exclusivity" malarkey for a moment as it ramps up the raunch in latest festive fare.
Alas, this TV network Xmas party wrap doesn't include James Warburton & Kurt Burnette performing an impromptu Watusi.
Endless days of cricket & repeats of shows you didn't watch the first time means but one thing - summer's finally here.
Admittedly, B&T was watching the Japan-Spain World Cup qualifier, but we did flick over long enough to deliver this.
KIIS can show for the morning as Kyle chucks a sickie. Alan reportedly sending chicken soup & a bottle of '84 Pol Roger.
There appears no shortage of takers for a Panel hosting gig, as fight hots up in staff car park for Carrie's prime spot.
Other programs B&T would like to see the "no sex" rule binned include Gardening Australia, MasterChef and 7.30.
It was tears all-round on The Project last night. And not the joyful kind like the time when Lisa left.
Allison Langdon goes to great lengths to assure us all Nine's one big happy family. Much like Gina and the Rineharts.
Tracy Grimshaw's digestive tract still adapting to eating dinner at 6.30pm as the TV queen enters into retirement.
Much like the all-you-can-eat buffet and the bar tab, Hamish and Andy is another thing you can never have too much of.
ABC chairman Ita Buttrose appears on the ABC's Australian Story. Strangely no one from the Liberal party has complained.
Other co-hosts B&T'd like to see on The Project include Tom Gleeson, Andrew O'Keefe & Melissa Caddick (if & when found.)
