Margaret Pomeranz has skewered the new season of The Bachelor, tearing apart the format, the “C-minus horndogs,” and the beguiling bevvy of beauties they’re to bed.
The hilarious polemic came from ABC’s The Weekly with Pomeranz taking a shot at everyone on and involved with the Channel 10 show.
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“Over the year, it has been a romantic tour de force as emotionally stunted hounds vie for a suitor of equal psychological damage,” she said.
“Now, with an unquenchable thirst from fans and coincidental ratings decline, the show is back with a twist.
“Fresh off his role as the plastic groom on a wedding cake, host Osher Günsberg explains there are now three bachelors.”
Of particular interest was contestant Jasmine’s Only Fans account.
“The women realising they could be starring in a less humiliating form of media than this show,” she said.