
Alan Jones Goes After SBS For “Greatly Injuring” His Reputation By Calling Him A Racist, Liar & Misogynist
Oh dear, SBS has got Alan in a tizz & a flap. Apparently, one of his Shih Tzus felt the wrath of a Gucci slipper, too.
Oh dear, SBS has got Alan in a tizz & a flap. Apparently, one of his Shih Tzus felt the wrath of a Gucci slipper, too.
It's rare that B&T can squeeze three nutcases into the one headline, but we've managed it here with Pete, Alan and Ray!
Do you loathe Alan Jones despite never actually tuning in to his programmes? Retain the rage while not watching this.
The ghost of Alan lives on! Not to suggest he's spending his retirement under a Porthault Jours de Paris white sheet.
Alan calls time after more than three decades. SMH & Guardian journos now worried they'll have nothing to write about.
A seething Alan seriously considering "releasing the monkeys" after latest ACMA rebuke.
With Tony Abbott & now Alan Jones gone within the year, the nation's now running dangerously low on right wing nutjobs.
The ink on Alan's resignation is barely dry & already there's significant jostling for "radio's biggest wanker" crown.
The Parrot calls it quits! The Greens, Labor, Malcolm Turnbull & The Guardian head very long list of non-well-wishers.
We'd love to know what Alan thinks of The Chaser boys. We doubt it would be favourable or involve the delivery of cake.
Alan reportedly having to downsize his entourage of page boys as ad cuts bite.
It's rare B&T finds ourselves agreeing with Alan, so mark this utter nonsense as a red-letter day.
Alan now blamed for Nine's worse than expected revenues. For his part, Alan upping the tut-tutting & the "told you sos".
There can be no smarter cookie to comment on the state of Australian media than Barrie "The Choc Chip" Cassidy.
Sales of denture pastes and adult diapers set to plummet at Coles after Alan rallies listeners for storewide boycott.
"My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?" sobs Alan as he dabs a tear with his Yves Saint Laurent silk handkerchief.
The fallout at 2GB likely to cost over $1 million in ad spends. Alan continuing not to give a flying f*ck, however.
Capping-off a stellar 12 months of defamations, international incidents & general offence, comes this top gong for Alan.