Coca-Cola Creates Real Magic With First Ever Coke Studio Launch in ANZ
To be clear, Coke Studio has absolutely nothing to do with Lehrmann and Auerbach.
To be clear, Coke Studio has absolutely nothing to do with Lehrmann and Auerbach.
Marketing beer sounds like a cracking job until the hangover sets in & soft drinks become more appealing.
Coke swaps "Holidays are coming" for "Ramadan is coming." We're sure that'll go down well with the MAGA crowd.
Coke unveils new Y3000 Zero Sugar. Which kinda sounds like a killing machine from the future that's remarkably low-carb.
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B&T has no idea if the Matildas drink Coke, but they probably deserved a few with a splash of bourbon after last night.
Often doze off at art galleries because there's just no more left in the tank? Well, doze off here for free, claims B&T.
Work in the soft drinks biz? Need to push more product? It appears the addition of caffeine or vanilla is the answer.
Coke unveils new beverage that tastes like your subconscious. Alas, sadly not returning cocaine to the original recipe.
If there's an upside to Macca's, Coke, Pepsi & Starbuck's boycott is that the Russians will certainly lose some weight.
WPP staff frantically removing Pepsi bottles from office vending machines the globe over after scoring the win of 2021.
Coke unveils "real magic" positioning in Australia. Which is better than "rots your teeth & gives you zits" positioning.
Dave Warner the latest sportsperson to take exception at Coke at press conferences. Less concerned about ball tampering.
Sadly, Coke's new ad doesn't play to its strengths & that's as a teeth-rotting, wind-inducing, miracle hangover cure.
Alcoholic hard seltzer enables you to have a drunken & deeply regrettable one-night stand without any of the calories.
Coke's alleged green credentials called into question. It's fattening, teeth rotting credentials remain unquestioned.
Trump supporters are calling for a Coke ban in the US. However, it remains doubtful if that will grow their teeth back.
Coke trying to throw off its "worst plastic polluter" reputation. Still doesn't care about its "worst diabetes" one.
Here's some fun new work from Coke. Sure, it still rots your teeth and makes you fat, but fun nonetheless.
Agency bosses call in the teeth whitening and the spray tans as Coke pitches its $5 billion annual ad spend.
Biggest plastic polluters named. Or, should it be their bog-lazy customers who chuck their shit into drains & waterways?
The Poms may have muddled Brexit & Meghan, but they continue to excel at sandwich condiments and the game of soccer.
If you're like B&T and have a distrust of adults who drink soft drink at dinner, this may exacerbate your prejudices.
Coke's Aussie sales have plummeted. B&T has approached Solo Man for comment, although he was busy wrestling a crocodile.
In bad news for dentists everywhere, people have apparently stopped drinking Coke during the Great Plague.
Foxtel Media unveils list of footy sponsors who are clearly undeterred by schoolgirl sex scandals.
You don't need to advertise Coke to B&T! Although that probably wouldn't be the case if we didn't drink ALDI bourbon.
Coke has good news for kids with obscure names like North, Pilot and Gravity this morning.
Coke Australia lands LeBron James for new campaign. Apparently Fatty Vautin & Robert DiPierdomenico weren't considered.
The good news is Coke's using recycled plastics. The bad news is it still rots your teeth and gives you a wobbly tummy.
Last time B&T drank "active water" we ended up with giardia and a severe dose of the squirts all week.
Milk's packed with thiamin, riboflavin and vitamin B12. That probably can't be guaranteed with Coke's version, however.
CAMPAIGN KICKS OFF WITH ‘FREE DANCE PARTY’ ACTIVATION
Coca-Cola on latest push to save the planet. And that whole "obesity epidemic" thing? "So yesterday," darlings.
Coke unveils new health beverage Nutriboost. Or, why not give it a real boost by adding some bourbon to it.
With its liberal doses of caffeine & sugar, Coke's rather addictive anyway. Even more so with the addition of bourbon.
Coca-Cola to use recycled plastic for its bottles. B&T hears the cans will be made from bicycle handlebars.
Has all this Pell sordidness left you glum? MAFS' Cyrell got you in a rage? Rediscover life's joy with this funky spot.
Coke now comes infused with a peach flavour. That said, B&T still prefers it infused with a Scotch or bourbon flavour.
Coincidentally, it's Pizza Hut day at B&T today! Those sad New Year's resolutions and gym memberships a distant memory.