As TV Intelligence comes to Australia, we remember our mum telling us that we'd "never learn anything" watching the box.
Scrimshaw denied rumours that she departed Dentsu with four rolls of masking tape & a branded water bottle hidden away.
Cannes in Cairns bags the second most famous Aussie actor to feature in Moulin Rouge!
"Kelp me!" the seaweed was shouting before Google & Emotive got involved.
MSL said it's also keen to work on other soon-to-launch Aussie favourites VB, singlets and Holden Commodores.
Meanwhile, Nine execs are still patting themselves on the back about MAFS' ratings dominance.
One Green Bean staffers already desperate to learn what freebies they can get off the back of this new win.
Healthcare to the masses might sound very Marx-y, but we've been assured that you'll still need to pay for the service.
We expect a stiff drink calmed the fury of these marketing teams.
Can't make the French Riviera this year? Be there in spirit with a glass of rosé and linen trousers in Cairns!
"We're getting the band back together!" shouted Thomas as he sashayed out of the GroupM office.
Special picks up new payroll business. Finance team already said to be dreading having to learn new system.
If you get stuck on a bad date this weekend, go deep on the details of this story to send your partner scarpering.
Pine O Cleen doing god's work here, in order to alleviate the effects of god's work.
The OMA unveils the shortlist for its awards this year. B&T still waiting to hear the catering options.
If you see B&T staff glued to our computers for the first time in years, you'll know why.
Kenney gets new gig at Foxtel Media. Denies she's only in it for free sporting tickets.
Given what happened in Baltimore the other week, we're quite glad that nothing is coming close to these cruise ships.
Scarcity mindset isn't a euphemism for B&T's basic vocabulary, either. This piece is about cultural bandwagons.
With DMPs, CDPs & more, we've got all the TLAs in this story (that's a three-letter acronym, if you were wondering).
Oddly, B&T had a 'pop of unexpected' the last time we bent down to tie our shoelaces.
For what it's worth, we think a six-inch is too big, if anything.
Rumours We Are Different went on a bit about 'originality' in the pitch are unconfirmed.
Is the work out of this world? Telstra certainly reckons so.
Radio players bury the hatchet and come out swinging against Apple and Google.
Don't lie to us, you had to Google where Vilnius is, too.
Bench births another new business win by picking up the Genea Fertility account.
GroupM said that it was "evaluating" its approach to free dental care following the win.
Hunt channelling Derek Zoolander in his new UnLtd headshot.
Thought the connected TV landscape couldn't get more confusing? Think again.
Wonder what the world is like for those who turn left on aeroplanes? Discover it here.
The only secret we need an explanation for is why landlords insist on painting over light switches and door knobs.
Not featured in the ad are deceptive taxi drivers and awkwardly hoisting suitcases up narrow stairwells.
We bet "Gai Le Roy channelling Doris Day" was a sentence you thought you'd never read!
Feel unfulfilled & that you could have amounted to more? Remember someone is the "Conclucktor" on KFC's Gravy Train.
Looking for a gift to give an unloved relative in the coming weeks? Consider this oddball ALDI clothing range.
