“I Couldn’t Care Less!” Hanson Defiant In Face Of Today Show Ban, As Viewers Slam Decision
Pauline was back ranting on Andrew Bolt's show last night, in a cosy jumper that appears to be from Brisbane's Expo 88.
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Nine’s Today Host Allison Langdon Mysteriously Loses An Arm In Mega PR Photoshop Fail
It's not uncommon for people employed in the media industry to get legless, but it appears armless is now a thing too.
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Nine’s TODAY Duped By Utterly Ludicrous Ed Sheeran Story
Being a website, when B&T utterly ballses something up we simply hit delete. Not so the travails of breakfast TV.
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TV Brekky War Escalates As Sunrise Producer Attacks Nine’s Treatment Of Today Hosts
One could be forgiven in thinking that B&T actually watches breakfast television given our overzealous reporting of it.
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TV's brekky wars are just three days old &, as you'll learn here, B&T's already running out of things to write about it.
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Nine bosses seriously considering dressing Karl as a cow as Today's numbers continue to fall short.
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Today Show Line-Up Announced As Worst Kept Secret Confirmed: Karl Stefanovic Is Back
2020 is shaping up to be a big year for old Karl. So long as he doesn't getting pissed in Ubers, that is.
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B&T's view of Karl is all is forgiven. Except maybe for 'This Time Next Year' which was so bad it was unforgivable.
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Reports: Karl Set To End Career Purgatory With Today Return (& Significant Haircut)
Hugh Marks to kill the fatted calf for the network's prodigal son. Well, at least a schnitzel at the Willoughby Hotel.
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TV News: Is Comedy The Only Thing That Can Save Nine’s Today? Plus: Sandilands Skewers Co-Host In Latest Rant
B&T's sandwiched a Today & a Kyle story into one here. If it were an actual sandwich, it would be cheese & Vegemite.
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Nine Teasing A Karl Today Show Comeback? Axed Host Makes Surprise Guest Appearance
Yes, it's yet another baseless, rumour-filled, scandalous piece sprouting the return of Karl. Stop it, B&T, stop it!
Karl Set For Shock Today Return? But Only If He “Comes Back With His Tail Between His Legs”
B&T would definitely welcome Karl back to our screens. Hey, we'd like to see more of "Baby" John Burgess & Fat Cat, too.
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Pauline Hanson's fired up over ... well, what doesn't she get fired up about? Must be the hair.
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If there's one thing you can say about Clive Palmer, he's definitely colourful. He's also a deadshit.
“It’d Be The Story Of The Year!” Is Karl Gunning For A Today Show Return?
Is Karl all set for a triumphant return? Not to suggest he's been seen riding a white steed around Nine's Willoughby HQ.
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Hugh Marks On Damage Control After Today’s Tepid Ratings
One thing's for sure when the damage control is coming straight from the top, you know there's a lot of damage.
