Wankband: Charge Your Phone While You Self Pleasure
Having a quickie with yourself is nothing to be embarrassed about. In fact, having a bit of a fiddle could be doing the world some good.
That is, if you use PornHub’s new piece of wearable technology that creates electricity from movement, primarily when the hand is going up and down if you get the drift.
“Every day, millions of hours of adult content are consumed online, wasting energy in the process and hurting the environment,” the Wankband site explains.
“At Pornhub we decided to do something about it. Introducing The Wankband: The first wearable tech that allows you to love the planet by loving yourself.”
While still in its beta testing phase, the new innovative piece of tech hasn’t failed to make waves across the webs.
However, one Twitter user noticed that the device may only be appropriate for men right now, as the device creates energy when the wrist is moved in an up and down motion. This energy is then stored in a kinetic charger inside the device.
However, the PornHub video insists it’s still applicable to women.
It’s a new turn on the wearable tech space, which has been raging in the past few years.
The fitness industry has jumped on board, with a number of pieces of tech to grab data, record how much sleep you’ve had, what you’ve eaten and how much running around you’ve done.
Apple has made a splash with its Apple Watch, recently launching programmatic ads for the wearable.
Aussie beer brand VB jumped on the wearable bandwagon with its summer campaign, a cricket watch, that lets fans keep up to date with where the ball’s bouncing.
And global media buying agency Mindshare launched its very own wearable tech unit to keep on top of all the tech business around the place.
However, a study by research company Accenture suggests consumers will slow down on the uptake of wearable devices.
At the end of last year Google halted the sales of its much-hyped Google Glass with Kevin Moreland from full-service agency BCM saying people look like wankers wearing it.
“You see the real issue is not whether Glass is feature packed, the deal-breaker is that wearing Glass makes you look and feel plain weird. And when you look and feel weird, well, you weird people out,” he said.
“I wore it at home, around the office, and in public. The people who know me best told me straight-up.
“My 13-year-old daughter quietly took me aside and told me it made me look like a creepy psycho. Her older brother overheard our conversation and agreed.”
Will the Wankband gear up the wearable space again? Or will it just be shooting blanks?
Please login with linkedin to comment
Advertising Standards Bureau Broadcasting Digital Media Summit eagle waves radio Southern ComfortLatest News
Beer Brand Roasts Advertising In Bonkers Campaign, Pays Drinkers To Plaster Their Home With Its Ads
American beer brand Pabst Blue Ribbon wants to pay drinkers to plaster their homes with ads for the brew. The oddball campaign is called “In home advertising” and, despite the fun, works more as a clever piss-take of the advertising game. Apparently the idea for the ad came about when the client complained of the […]
JCDecaux Unveils Mass Digitisation Plans After Winning Huge Sydney Trains Advertising Contract
Media company JCDecaux announces the successful outcome of one of the largest Out-of-Home advertising contracts in Australia, as Sydney Trains appoints the company as its main advertising partner across the concourses and platforms of train stations for a term of up to ten years. The win also represents the largest individual roadside Large Format contract […]
The Lab Expands Executive Team With Three Promotions
Leading cultural insights and strategy company The Lab today announced the promotion of three senior staff members to executive positions in its Melbourne and Sydney offices. The promotions follow strong growth for The Lab, with the addition of new clients and the launch of its innovative new artificial intelligence and machine learning division, Lab AI, […]
Like It Or Not, TikTok Has Become A Crime Solving App
In the absence of Batman and Robin, it appears Commissioner Gordon can now rely on TikTok to fight the baddies.
InMoment Appoints Eric Weight As Vice President Of Solutions Consulting For APAC
A handy batter, Eric Weight is the perfect addition for InMoment as the office cricket team prepares for a tough summer.
Booktopia’s Alex Huntley On Partnering With SaaS Platform Freshworks And Tackling The Pandemic
Alex Huntley, Booktopia’s head of customer experience, recently appeared at software company Freshworks’ recent digital CX summit RE:SOLVE. During the summit, Huntley shared his thoughts on future-proofing customer service architecture.Huntley sat down with B&T to discuss Booktopia’s partnership with Freshworks and how it has helped their platform develop. B&T: Why did Booktopia first decide to partner […]
Nestlé Oceania Adds The Edison Agency To Strategic Design Roster
The Edison Agency has made four new appointments in its Sydney office to service the continued growth across key account The Arnott’s Group and the recent appointment to Nestlé Oceania’s strategic packaging design roster. Over the past 12 months, the culmination of strategic and creative work across the Uncle Toby’s brand and continued growth of […]
Wunderman Thompson Releases Adland’s Roadmap For The Metaverse
Much like how one can always manage to lose individual socks, the metaverse remains one of the great modern mysteries.
SCA Launches Smart Speaker Experience Tom & Olly’s Guide To Lockdown
SCA has announced a new smart speaker experience for the Hit Network, with Tom and Olly’s Guide to Lockdown. A voice-activated way to get inspiration and information on fun activities that can be done at home, the guide is curated to appeal to a wide audience. Smart speaker users will find a range of ideas […]
IPG’s Reprise Appoints New Chief Product Officer & GM, Client & Commercial
Reprise Australia CEO Maria Grivas has announced two new senior positions at the digitally-led performance marketing business that is part of Mediabrands Australia. The appointments are Grivas’ most prominent steps since taking her role in June this year. “At Reprise our mission is to help brands build and accelerate customer flow,” said Grivas. “These new […]
Tug Sydney Appointed By Global Restaurant Booking Platform Dish Cult
If Dish Cult was to be an actual cult, it would definitely have to have a croquembouche on the dessert menu.
Investigation Shows Brands Like Nike, Amazon And ASOS Are Being Advertised On COVID Conspiracy Sites
This investigation could explain why Alan Jones was spotted galavanting around Sydney in a pair of Nike Air Force 1s.
Beneath The Blockchain: Why Brands Are Getting Involved In NFTs
Still have no idea what an NFT is? Exacerbate your sense of confusion here!
Your Delivery Has Been Delayed: eCommerce Orders Tipped To Spike 30% Before Christmas
There is no greater pain than a delayed order from The Iconic. Well, other than stubbing your toe or a paper cut.
Salesforce Marketing Cloud Improves AI Capabilities
The AI on Salesforce's Marketing Cloud can do almost everything but go to the pub with your clients for a long lunch.
Oracle Launches Fusion Marketing To Help Improve CRM For Marketers And Salespeople
Oracle's new Fusion Marketing tool promises to be almost as delicious as a French-Thai fusion dish, albeit inedible.
Building Intelligence In A New Marketing Landscape
Unfortunately, binge-watching MAFS is not on this list of intelligence-building activities.
QMS’ Jemma Enright Talks The Company’s Plans For The City Of Sydney’s $300M Outdoor
Back in June 2020, QMS pulled off a major coup, snaring the City of Sydney’s outdoor assets away from rival JCDeceaux in a 10 year deal reported to be worth $300 million. COVID has made the changeover and erection of new street furniture challenging, but here B&T chats with Jemma Enright who joined the business […]
Two-Thirds Of Australian Crypto Enthusiasts Think Crypto Will Continue To Grow Against The Dollar
B&T would like to remind you that this is not financial advice and nor do we have any idea what a bitcoin actually is.
Facebook Releases Campaign For Ray-Ban Stories Smart Glasses
With a price tag of $411, B&T's editor would much prefer to continue wearing the Ray-Bans he picked up in Bali in 2008.
#EmmySoWhite Circulates On Twitter After Awards Show
#EmmySoWhite is circulating on Twitter & rest assured it's nothing to do with the sauvignon blanc served to attendees.
RuPaul Breaks Emmys Record, Becoming Most-Awarded Person Of Colour
B&T continuing to deliver our in-depth & authoritative Emmys coverage and that's despite no staffer even watching it.
Two M&C Saatchi Creatives Talk Making Art To Stay Fresh
M&C Saatchi creatives Sam Rowlands and Jason Leigh talk about their personal creative pursuits, and how it informs their advertising. Then they decided that, as they hadn’t seen each other in a long time, they’d prefer to interview each other… Sam Rowlands — art director/painter/sculptor/fashion designer (as interviewed by Jason Leigh) Sam forgot about our […]
Adam Shand Launches His Real Crime Podcast Collection Via LiSTNR
Adam Shand launches real crime podcast on LiSTNR, with interviews to include Colonel Mustard & Professor Plum.
Lego Unveils Brilliantly Fun New Campaign That’s A Celebration Of Kids’ Imagination
Lego's one of those toys that's great no matter your age. Although middle-aged men playing with it can be a bit weird.
Perkbox Australia Appoints New Country Manager
Perkbox sounds like an aid for people who suffer from motion sickness in the backseat. But as you'll read, it's not.
Michael Speakman Joins Esports Organisation ORDER As Head Of Commercial
Esports organisation ORDER has announced the appointment of Michael Speakman as its new Head of Commercial. As part of ORDER’s expansion, Speakman will help navigate new commercial opportunities by offering a creative space for brands to connect, level up and deliver partnerships across the gaming ecosystem. ORDER continues to sustain its rapid expansion by appointing a […]
“Awkward!” Reporter Asks Gillian Anderson If She’d “Spoken To Margaret Thatcher” About Playing Her In The Crown
Sadly, yesterday's Emmys lacked that certain sparkle that comes from Ricky Gervais getting pissed & insulting everyone.
Gary Ablett Jnr Signs NFT Deal With Sportemon Go
If non-fungible tokens are as mysterious to you as the great game of AFL, then this story will make no sense whatsoever.
Foxtel Appoints New Commissioning Editor & Supervising Producer, Unscripted
Foxtel appoints new commissioning editor & threatens viewers with another series of The Real Housewives of Melbourne.
