Sir Martin’s S4 Capital Reports Another Revenue Drop
Sir Martin's chauffeur now nervous about his job prospects, as S4's fortunes continue to head south.
Sir Martin's chauffeur now nervous about his job prospects, as S4's fortunes continue to head south.
Sir Martin's never one to mince his words, though we are questioning his mixology on this occasion.
Sir Martin eyeing McDonald's new $2 menu meals as S4's loot takes a dramatic southwards dive.
If Sir Martin had simply retired after his abrupt departure from WPP in 2018 he'd be lying on a Majorca beach right now.
B&T on the ground and reporting live from the Cannes epicentre. Can also confirm the French still not giving la fuck.
Unfortunately Sir Martin had to be beamed into Cairns at the last minute. Not that the beaming impacted the message.
Further proof just about everyone has an opinion on Elon's disastrous Twitter takeover comes Sir Martin's take on it.
If this Sadoun-Sorrell war of words got solely down to cheese, you'd say the roquefort would win out over the cheddar.
Sir Martin forced to scoop ALDI caviar on his boiled eggs after the numbers sour for S4 Capital.
It would appear Sir Martin's golden touch is no longer as glowing as his golden perma-tan.
Sir Martin seriously thinking he should've just taken the retirement option after all as S4's woes worsen.
S4 has finally released its long awaited full-year numbers, sending Sir Martin an even stranger mandarin colour.
S4 staff hiding under their desks as Sir Martin looks to mete out beating with rolled-up copy of the Financial Times.
A seething Sir Martin's finger perched ominously over the "release the hounds" button after S4's share price tanks.
Sir Martin excited about the prospects for 2022. Still not including WPP in those sentiments, however.
If you thought Sir Martin was going to put his pedicured, foot spa, silky smooth feet up anytime soon, you'd be wrong.
Miyagi is an Italian content agency and is not to be mistaken with the cruel taskmaster from the Karate Kid movies.
Sir Martin could retire to his luxury mansion or he could continue to just piss WPP off. Sir Martin chooses the latter.