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DAN has retained Disney, yet unfortunately no news of Walt coming out of his cryogenic deep freeze.

B&T applies the editorial blowtorch to Clems boss Nick Garrett. Well, it's probably more solarium than anything hotter.

Sky News joins Labor pollie Emma Husar and Coles' 15 cent plastic bags as public enemy number one at the moment.

The cookie apocalypse is coming which, thankfully, doesn't involve Lucifer consuming earth in brimstone & molten fire.

Following the likes of Brangelina, TenCN is no more. Cue the greasy break-up food and replays of "Someone Like You".

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If it wasn't our editor wearing just his stained spencer & trackie daks today, now comes this hirsute news.

B&T chats with Host/Havas after its Cannes Lion Titanium Grand Prix win! Yes, it's the very non-metallic Seamus Higgins.

Do you get all you need to know about AI from old Star Trek re-runs? Well, pull on an orange turtleneck and read this.

If there's one person B&T's door is always open to it's Chris Howatson, & that's despite him going to the wrong address.

SodaStream takes the fight to homophobia; however, we don't believe it's through delicious creaming-soda spiders.

In this revealing tell-all, James Warburton reveals he wears two hats. Although that's not to suggest he has two heads.

If Grant Denyer can make the Gold Logies' final list, what's "Ding Dong", Eddie and "The Fatman" got to do, B&T pleads?

Australia's largest-ever defamation payout has quickly morphed itself into a "free fries" voucher at Macca's.

Contrary to the article above, it appears the national broadcaster isn't as "straighty 180" as it would have us believe.

The indomitable Adam Ferrier drops by B&T for this probing industry chat and a pommes noisette fresh from the oven.

The Adshel brand will soon be no more. B&T likes the sound of "The Homies" or just "Sharon" as interesting alternatives.

The takeover drums are beating loudly from APN HQ this morning. Think sort of 'Montego Bay' on the steel drums.

Talk about shock's over the weekend. Firstly, MasterChef's meringue dessert debacle and then this news.

Australia's outdoor industry is proving hotter than a hedge trimmer at Cash Converters at the moment, is it not?

ACCC boss Rod Simms has his red pen & magnifying glass poised once again as the out-of-homers propose another dalliance.

YouTube has a snazzy new thingamajig to snare your ad bucks. And, yes, "thingamajig's" just B&T being flippant & lazy.

Ad legend Sir John Hegarty bestowed his wisdom on Cannes attendees, but sadly didn't sing 'Have You Ever Seen The Rain?'

Sacré bleu! Cannes attendance down 20 per cent this year. That and B&T doesn't even really know what sacré bleu means.

There's no need to fake being in Cannes by taking photos at a Michel's Patisserie when you can fake it for real here.

Cannes always throws-up a surprise or curveball, doesn't it? However, Arty rocking-up this year definitely isn't it.

B&T's awarded this Optus fiasco our "disaster of the week". That & the staffer who made scones for today's morning tea.

One thing's for sure you would NOT want to get on the wrong side of Michelle Guthrie. And, we hear, her pet Chihuahua.

Workers on construction sites receive five to 10 times more UV exposure every year compared to indoor workers. Target Tr...

Not content with rival P&G getting all the Cannes spotlight, Unilever's decided to try some rabble rousing of itself.

B&T staff are arriving with with dark rings under the eyes and hangovers and we didn't even know the World Cup was on.

Does anyone else think we just haven't quite nailed watching sport on our phones just yet? Confirm your suspicions here.

Eurydice Dixon's murder shocked the nation and it's Aussie media figures that are now leading a renewed safety charge.

It appears the weekend's Liberal Party conference had the usual suspects - unions, gays, refugees & some ABC bashing.

News' Michael Miller has stopped short of calling Bruce Gordon a prick, although possibly did it in hushed tones.

"Teflon" Alan is looking all the more "baked-on stain" after his own barrister gave him a serve in his defamation case.