Sorrell: 2020 Will Be The Year “The Client And Agency Model Will Decay”
Judging by this, Sir Martin's New Year resolutions include shitcanning his competitors & looking more orange than usual.
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Sorrell’s S4 Capital Merges Content Division With Integrated Digital Agency Circus Marketing
Look, readers, it's not one but two Sir Martin Sorrell stories today. We even bothered to change the pictures, too.
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Sorrell’s S4 Snares Latest Indian Acquisition
Sir Martin snares Indian acquisition. As in New Delhi production company, NOT a spicy biryani take-away.
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Sorrell: Post-Brexit UK Should Be “Singapore On Steroids” (As Ad Market Defies Doubters)
It appears Sir Martin has come around to Brexit. Sure, he still vehemently hates WPP, but Brexit's a whole other matter.
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Sir Martin’s Back At It! “I’m Getting A Continuous Flow Of CVs From Under-Pressure WPP Staff”
When it comes to these sorts of stories, see WPP as a large grizzly bear & Sir Martin's sceptre as the primary prodder.
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Sorrell: WPP Should Be Broken Up, As S4’s Latest Acquisition Target Revealed
Sir Martin actually said something nice about WPP! Just kidding, he's back shitcanning it as usual.
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Sorrell’s S4 Reports 40% Profit Increase In First Half Of 2019
Sir Martin giving his OBE medallion an extra buff of Silvo following the receipt of these impressive numbers.
Sorrell’s S4 Boosts Australian Reach With Biztech Acquisition
Sir Martin has snapped-up Melbourne-based marketing company Biztech. And that's despite not knowing where Melbourne is.
Sorrell: Media Agencies Have Become All “Brawn” And No “Brains”
Sir Martin's described media agencies as "all brawn & no brains". Which isn't as good as "all prawn with no veins".
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“Terrible Mistakes!” Sorrell Unleashes On WPP In Latest Scathing Attack
If this doesn't have you clasping your forehead sobbing "Martin, Martin, Martin" then any Martin Lawrence film will.
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Shareholder Revolt! Latest Concerns Raised Over Sorrell’s Lavish Salaries & Bonuses
As Sir Martin rightly says, the 80-metre gold & diamond statue he's building of himself ain't gonna erect itself, is it?
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Martin Sorrell: “The Biggest Battleground Is The Control Of Data” (As Demand For Professionals Soars)
On the upside, this involves Sir Martin. On the downside, it's about the dullness of data. It's a bit ying, a bit yang.
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Sorrell’s Salary Plummets A Cool $25 Million In 12 Months
Sir Martin forced to darn his own Savile Row silk socks following dramatic drop in fortune over the past 12 months.
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Sorrell’s S4 Nabs Two More Acquisitions
If there's a canary in adland's coal mine it's undoubtedly Sir Martin. Read all his latest seed sewing here.
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Sorrell’s S4 Posts $14 Million Profit & Unveils Ambitious Growth Plans
If Sir Martin's not in the spa with bubbles in one hand & his OBE in the other after these numbers, he deserves to be.
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Sorrell Slams In-Housing: “Talented People Want To Work On More Than One Brand”
No, that's not the sound of pelicans feeding you hear, rather it's the sound of Sir Martin ranting again.
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Sir Martin Sorrell: “2019 Will Be a Bumpy Year…But That’s Good For Us”
As previously mentioned, the word of the day is "bumpy" and its given even more gravitas here as Sir Martin weighs in.
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Sir Martin Sorrell: “Adland’s Like Burning Man, There Needs To Be Radical Change”
Sir Martin's likened adland to the famed Burning Man festival, but we don't think he meant the drugs and sex and stuff.
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