Sorrell Labelled “Disgusting” As He Renews Calls For WPP CEO Mark Read To Resign
Sir Martin's outbursts are a bit unhinged & delusional. That said, they're a little shower of gold for media journos.
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“COVID, What COVID?” Sorrell’s S4 Shrugs Off The Pandemic To Post Impressive Q3 Numbers
Sir Martin shows he's got the Midas touch as S4 posts impressive numbers. However, his hydranges are doing less well.
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“A WPP Buster!” Is Sorrell About To Reveal S4’s Biggest Move Yet?
This investigation piece is arguably light on any actual investigation, but heavy on hearsay & gossip. Which B&T loves.
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Sorrell Sees A “Full-Throated Recovery” in 2021
Sir Martin predicting a "full-throated recovery" in 2021. Possibly bad news for those with goitres or thyroid issues.
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Sorrell: Boycott Not “The Right Way To Deal With Facebook”
Sir Martin says a Facebook boycott's a waste of time. Stops short of suggesting sending cupcakes laced with laxatives.
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Sorrell’s S4 Posts First Profit Since Launch
Sir Martin eyeing new car seat covers for the Jag, as S4 posts smallish profit (present circumstances aside, that is).
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“Extra Firepower!” Sorrell Announces S4’s Cashed-Up And Ready To Acquire
When Sir Martin talks, the industry listens. Except when he's shitcanning WPP, then it all becomes a monotonous bore.
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S4Capital To Merge Aussie Digital & Analytics Agency Lens10 With MightyHive
Sir Martin announces his first Aussie foray in what could be construed as yet another "f@ck you" to former employer WPP.
Sorrell: “Now’s Not The Time To Slow Down” As S4 Merges MightyHive & Digodat
Sir Martin using lockdown for merges, acquisitions and an online course in découpage. Ok, maybe not that last one.
Leaked! Sorrell’s S4 Set To Pounce On Distressed Agencies, Talent & Clients Amid CV-19 Downturn
Sir Martin contemplating facial scar, eye-patch, Persian cat & boardroom shark tank as he plots more world domination.
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Sorrell’s S4 Boasts Impressive First-Quarter Numbers Despite CV-19 Downturn
Sir Martin's Schnauzer spared a Louis Vuitton slipper to the privates after S4 posts promising first-quarter numbers.
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Sorrell: The Holding Companies Are In “Deep Doo-Doo” As We Head For A “Darwinian Culling”
Sir Martin back to his scathing best over the weekend. B&T just hopes he's remembered to up the hypertension medication.
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Sorrell: We’re In For A Bumpy Ride, But It Will Be A Speedy Recovery
No one has their finger on adland's pulse like Sir Martin. Well, apart from that time he got shafted from WPP, that is.
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Sir Martin Sorrell: “Coronavirus Will Accelerate The Digital Revolution”
Sir Martin sees some good in the coronavirus and not merely that his myriad of enemies might come down with it.
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Sorrell’s S4 Posts Its First Year Results (But Could The Crafty Knight Be Eyeing WPP?)
You never quite know what the wily old dog, Sir Martin's up to, do you? And you'll be no clearer having read this.
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Sir Martin Sorrell Splits From Second Wife, As $216 Million Divorce Settlement Looms
Sir Martin has split from his second wife and, again, refutes claims he took the company Visa to a London knocking shop.
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Sorrell: “Holding Companies Need To Go Private Or Break Up” (Says Accenture Should Buy GroupM For $US15B)
There's one thing for sure, Sir Martin makes for a great headline. Not much sense, but a great headline all the same.
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Sorrell: 2020 Will Be The Year “The Client And Agency Model Will Decay”
Judging by this, Sir Martin's New Year resolutions include shitcanning his competitors & looking more orange than usual.
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