‘Opportunities’ & ‘Brutal Consolidation’: Publicis Groupe’s Arthur Sadoun, WPP’s Mark Read & S4 Capital’s Sir Martin Sorrell Respond To Omnicom-IPG Merger
Media's three biggest names weigh in on the IPG-Omnicom merger. As expected,…
WPP Reports Q2 Revenue Decline & Sells Stake in FGS Global
WPP's Q2 numbers can make for difficult reading. They can also deliver…
WPP Invests In New German Agency OH-SO Digital
Mark Read itching to make the "these sausages are the wurst" gag…
“An Opportunity Not A Threat! WPP Announces Near Half-A-Billion AI Play
Often hear the words "AI", "ChatGPT" & "digital revolution" & think, "Shit,…
WPP Reports 6.9% Q2 Revenue Growth, But A Decline In Tech Spending Is Causing Headwinds
WPP staff warned against using company credit cards for hookers as Q2s…
WPP Snares A 30% Stake In US Diversity-Focused Creative Agency Majority
WPP nabs 30% stake in diversity-focused agency, Majority. Which, even with basic…
WPP Posts 2.9% Organic Growth As Latest Holding Company To Report Q1s
WPP's Q1s likened to a service station meat pie - not bad,…
WPP Unveils Shiny End Of Years! Profit Up 22%, Staff Bonuses To Hit Whopping $748M
Work at WPP? Well, pat yourself on the back after these numbers.…
Report Reveals How Brands Can Unlock $30 Trillion In Spending Power Of Minority Ethnic Consumers
Report shows cost of ignoring minority ethnic consumers. Not that those slightly…
WPP Posts 3.8% Organic Growth In Q3; Australia Up 4%
Work for WPP? Grab a colleague in a teary embrace and say…
WPP Reports $11.8B In Sales In The First Six Months Of 2022, But Aussie Ops Prove A Drag
WPP unveils impressive half years and, yes, B&T has again converted the…
WPP Partners With Ukrainian Government To Support Economic Recovery
Cannes is too often a lot of hot air from entitled, white…
WPP Appoints Michael Houston As President Of Its US Operations
WPP's Michael Houston tired of hearing "Houston, we have a problem!" every…
“Great For The Platform”: WPP’s Mark Read Welcomes Elon Musk’s Twitter Purchase
Mark Read gives Elon's purchase of Twitter the thumbs up. Apparently less…
“An Outstanding Year!” WPP Reports 12.1% Revenue Growth in Q4 (But Aussie Ops Drag)
WPP's Aussie operations can expect a visit from a man in a…
WPP Acquires Major Stake In Branding & Design Agency Made Thought
WPP acquires major stake in a branding & design agency, as Sir…
WPP Makes Latest Ecommerce Play, Snapping Up Cloud Commerce Group
Yet further proof the holding companies want to play in the ecommerce…
WPP’s Q3 Revenues Soar 14.7% , But Aussie Operations Lag
Australia ranked worst performer of WPP's top five markets. Those bloody showboating…
WPP Fined $26 Million For Alleged “Bribery” & “Corruption” Dating Back Eight Years
WPP fined $26 million for alleged bribery & corruption. But got off…
WPP’s Revenue Back To Pre-COVID Levels, As Digital Ad Spend Soars
B&T has baked the latest WPP numbers, dipped them in chocolate, rolled…
WPP Crowned The Most Creative Company At Cannes
It was a weekend of victory for anyone that works at WPP,…
“Auf Wiedersehen!” Jens May Have Left The Building, But GroupM’s CEO Search Is More Pressing
Squabbles, cattiness, gossip & evictions. It may sound like an episode of…
“Petty, Blind Rage!” Sorrell Fumes After WPP Cans $1M Bonus Over Alleged Leaks To Journalists
Brad and Ange, Charles and Di and Sir Martin and WPP continue…
“Strong Start To The Year!” WPP Posts Impressive 3.1% Growth For Q1
Mark Read eyeing new carseat covers for the company Jaguar after better…
WPP Unveils New Ethical Global Data Company Choreograph
It's said that data's the new oil! Yet, if you've ever tried…
WPP Says Its Entire Supply Chain Will Be Net Zero By 2030
Jens Monsees to put off buying a '71 Ford Falcon V8 GTHO…
WPP Named In Bloomberg Gender-Equality Index For Third Year In A Row
WPP named in gender-equality index for third year running as internal fight…
Mark Read: “Commerce, Experience & Technology Will Be WPP’s Future”
Mark Read outlines agency's future. Work at WPP? Find out if you'll…
WPP’s Acquisition Shopping List Revealed
This article contains a hint of speculation, a spot of fabrication, but…
WPP Set To Open The Chequebook As It Eyes Acquisitions
Mark Read announces acquisitions are back on WPP's agenda. Expect snippy comment…
Cindy Gallop: “Adland’s Ageist As F@ck Because The White Men Who Run It Fetishize Youth”
One thing's for sure, when Cindy Gallop gives you a tongue lashing,…
WPP Supremo Mark Read Forced To Apologise After Misguided Tweet Stirs Industry Ageism Debate
B&T would never tolerate ageism. Although our old fogey editor's inability to…
WPP’s Revenues Drop 15%, As Creative Holds Up Better Than Media
Mark Read was contemplating an 18th century powdered wig (or peruke) but…
WPP’s Mark Read: “The Worst Is Behind Us”
Mark Read has declared "the worst is behind us"! B&T assumes that…
Mark Read Admits “Huge Amount Of Work To Do” As WPP Reveals Diversity Workforce Numbers
WPP's workforce diversity numbers make for a very sobering read. Unless, you're…
WPP Unveils Its Commitment To Fight Racism & Invest In Black Talent
Work at WPP? You can forget all about telling the old "Irish,…
WPP Supremo Mark Read Promises More Inclusion In Wake Of George Floyd’s Death
Mark Read promises more inclusion following George Floyd's death, remains steadfast on…
WPP’s Mark Read Outlines Plans To Get Its Global Workforce Back To The Office
WPP unveils plans to return staff to the office. Rules around "sex…
