WPP Invests In New German Agency OH-SO Digital
Mark Read itching to make the "these sausages are the wurst" gag after WPP announces stake in German digital agency.
“An Opportunity Not A Threat! WPP Announces Near Half-A-Billion AI Play
Often hear the words "AI", "ChatGPT" & "digital revolution" & think, "Shit, I'm going to lose my job?" Get nervous here.
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WPP Turns Red In Q3
WPP announces disappointing Q3s. Sir Martin reported to be delighted, not that his numbers were anything to brag about.
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WPP Reports 6.9% Q2 Revenue Growth, But A Decline In Tech Spending Is Causing Headwinds
WPP staff warned against using company credit cards for hookers as Q2s point to gathering storm clouds.
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WPP Snares A 30% Stake In US Diversity-Focused Creative Agency Majority
WPP nabs 30% stake in diversity-focused agency, Majority. Which, even with basic maths, is clearly not a majority.
WPP Posts 2.9% Organic Growth As Latest Holding Company To Report Q1s
WPP's Q1s likened to a service station meat pie - not bad, not great either, with a few suspicious looking lumpy bits.
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WPP Unveils Shiny End Of Years! Profit Up 22%, Staff Bonuses To Hit Whopping $748M
Work at WPP? Well, pat yourself on the back after these numbers. Give yourself a double pat if you did f@ck-all, too.
Report Reveals How Brands Can Unlock $30 Trillion In Spending Power Of Minority Ethnic Consumers
Report shows cost of ignoring minority ethnic consumers. Not that those slightly racist Kan Tong ads are recommended.
WPP Posts 3.8% Organic Growth In Q3; Australia Up 4%
Work for WPP? Grab a colleague in a teary embrace and say "we did it" on receipt of these polished overnight numbers.
WPP Reports $11.8B In Sales In The First Six Months Of 2022, But Aussie Ops Prove A Drag
WPP unveils impressive half years and, yes, B&T has again converted the pounds to dollars for your reading delectation.
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WPP Partners With Ukrainian Government To Support Economic Recovery
Cannes is too often a lot of hot air from entitled, white rich people. But it can also do good, like this initiative.
WPP Appoints Michael Houston As President Of Its US Operations
WPP's Michael Houston tired of hearing "Houston, we have a problem!" every time there's a problem.
“Great For The Platform”: WPP’s Mark Read Welcomes Elon Musk’s Twitter Purchase
Mark Read gives Elon's purchase of Twitter the thumbs up. Apparently less enthusiastic about Grimes' last album.
“An Outstanding Year!” WPP Reports 12.1% Revenue Growth in Q4 (But Aussie Ops Drag)
WPP's Aussie operations can expect a visit from a man in a brown suit & briefcase after local ops fail to shine in Q4s.
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WPP Acquires Major Stake In Branding & Design Agency Made Thought
WPP acquires major stake in a branding & design agency, as Sir Martin's pussy cops aggressive ear tickle.
WPP Makes Latest Ecommerce Play, Snapping Up Cloud Commerce Group
Yet further proof the holding companies want to play in the ecommerce space comes this news. And the cool trainer space.
WPP’s Q3 Revenues Soar 14.7% , But Aussie Operations Lag
Australia ranked worst performer of WPP's top five markets. Those bloody showboating Germans again the teacher's pet.
WPP Fined $26 Million For Alleged “Bribery” & “Corruption” Dating Back Eight Years
WPP fined $26 million for alleged bribery & corruption. But got off the counterfeiting & the plane hijacking charge.
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