Wednesday TV Wrap: TV Viewers Show Little Love For The 2020 ARIA Awards
The ARIAs join the Australian Of The Year & the Melbourne Cup in things TV viewers decreasingly can't be bothered with.
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Tuesday TV Wrap: Gruelling SAS Finale Sees Just 3 Celebs Pass The Final Test
In news that will comes as a shock to absolutely nobody, Schapelle "Hoochie Cooch" Corby did not win SAS Australia.
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Wednesday TV Wrap: Explosive Origin Decider Pulls A Sweet 1.9M
Origin III marks the official end of the footy season & the official start of the BBL season that no one watches anyway.
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Tuesday TV Wrap: SAS And Home And Away Help Seven Steal A Win
SAS Australia was back last night. Yet, oddly, no harrowing anecdotes from lives of the show's stars in the Tele today.
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Wednesday TV Wrap: Origin Game Two Numbers Up, But Only Just
Work with Queenslanders? You need to tease them just enough to make them cry today without getting yourself sent to HR.
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Tuesday TV Wrap: Nine Wins The Night By A Mile As The Block Hammers The Competition
Putting the mistakes aside for one minute, there is no more authoritative synopsis of the daily TV numbers like B&T's.
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Monday TV Wrap: Junior MasterChef Continues To Struggle To Crack Half A Million
Arguably, the only thing worse than than precocious kids on Junior MasterChef has to be the parents of said children.
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Tuesday TV Wrap: The Block Is Back On Top As SAS Takes A Hit
Typically, B&T staff don't put a heap of effort into the photos that accompany the articles. A fact exaserbated here.
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Monday TV Wrap: SAS Holds Strong In Second Week
SAS has proven good news for Seven and even better news for Tele, Daily Mail and B&T journalists to hang shit on.
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Wednesday TV Wrap: Gruen Takes A 200K Hit
Gruen plummets 200,000 viewers in just one week. However, that's not to say Highway Patrol went up a similar amount.
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Thursday TV Wrap: Geelong Cats & Port Adelaide AFL Final Scores Massive Points For Seven
B&T's TV editor totally understands AFL and reckons Benji Marshall played a stellar game for the Cats last night.
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Tuesday TV Wrap: Diced & Sliced! Plate Of Origin Two-Part Finale Flambés, Posts Lowest Number Yet
Seven launches full investigation into Matt Preston's trousers as Plate Of Origin wins "stinker of the year" award.
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OzTAM Introduces Co-Viewing To VPM Reporting Service
Yes, this headline is a little esoteric. So, read on or look-up esoteric in the dictionary to see if it's suitable.
Thursday TV Wrap: Aussies Escape With SBS’ The World’s Most Scenic Railway Journeys
Viewers flock to The World's Most Scenic Railway Journeys, while the Birrong to Casula route remains shock omission.
Wednesday TV Wrap: Shaun Micallef’s Mad As Hell Hot On The Bachelor’s Heels
Shaun Micallef is a big fan of B&T, so our reporting tends to be nice. Just lucky he doesn't know about the drinking.
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Monday TV Wrap: Ninja Warrior State Of Origin Narrowly Pips Farmer Wants A Wife
Come Monday, B&T loves watching TV in our jammies. Yet, our publican has insisted we adhere to the house dress rules.
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Wednesday TV Wrap: Locklan Gilbert Makes Bold Bachelor Debut
10's The Bachelor is back and so is the B&T office's Bachie sweepstakes. The winner set to claim the entire $5.80 booty.
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Tuesday TV Wrap: Masked Singer Already On The Up Following Okayish Debut
Forget all about yesterday's kerfuffle, declares 10; instead look at these big, new, shiny numbers over here instead.
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