Yes, Marmite-Scented Lynx Body Wash & Spray Is Actually A Thing
You can now buy Marmite-scented body wash and spray, ideal if a certain yeast infection has you smelling of burnt toast.
Vegemite Sends Down Latest Bouncer To Marmite In Ongoing Ashes War
We're not sure if it's shifting more of the black salty stuff, but the Vegemite-Marmite war's a boon for the agencies.
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Didn't quite understand last week's Vegemite-Marmite sledging? Well, it's back and even more difficult to understand.
Forget The Ashes! Vegemite-Marmite War Erupts In Full-Page Ads Via Thinkerbell
The Ashes have spilled over into a battle of the salty spreads. Mercifully, no sandpaper brands are yet to get involved.
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