Ever wished your office paperweights resembled a classic Mistusbishi or Rolex ecstasy pill?
Well, good news! Pingachew Labs (yes, really) has created a heap of cement-based paperweights that’ll keep your papers, well, weighted, while also looking a hell of a lot like your classic pingers.
Pingachew Labs currently has three classic designs – Mitsubishi, Rolex and Hearts. And, you can even get your own custom design, just to sweeten the deal.
The pinger paperweight will set you back $US35 but such a unique office ornament really has no price tag, right?
The website says: “This chic style concrete paper weight is a unique piece which accentuates your home and jawline.
“It compliments any design style in your home: modern, minimalist, contemporary, rustic or industrial rave.
“The paper weight makes a great gift, is perfect to remember the good old days, or even a wedding gift for a loved one.”
Look, you don’t even need paper in your home to order one of these bad boys. They make excellent decorative pieces, too.