Durex Unveils The Travelling “Erectometer”, As Condom Brand Eyes Big Demand Post-Lockdown
If reports are to be believed, it'll be a Bacchanalian orgy once lockdown's lifted. Best to get the shag pile shampooed.
If reports are to be believed, it'll be a Bacchanalian orgy once lockdown's lifted. Best to get the shag pile shampooed.
This article carries themes of prophylactic use, crossdressing & gay sex. Nothing a few Hail Marys can't fix, B&T says.
The B&T office uses the Durex Lubes range. Primarily for the squeaky cupboard door and squeezing into tight trousers.
For more conservative readers, B&T did consider "brown wings" & "the Swedish bike ride" to describe this anal sex story.
Sadly, B&T's sex life is so bad we can't even blame the current pandemic, we have to blame the pandemic before this one.
Got an unexplained & recurring itch in the groin area? Then this prophylactic ad's probably arriving a little too late.
Condom manufacturers now actively spruiking waterbomb fights as global sales continue flaccid trajectory.
Did you spend Valentine's alone with Netflix and a bottle of gin? Well, you're exempt from this prophylactic article.
B&T swears by personal lubricants. It works wonders for unblocking the drain pipe under the kitchen sink.
There can be no greater advertisement for Tinder than the recent spike in gonorrhoea infections.
Apparently, these condom ads are highly offensive. And, yes, B&T needed them explained at least three times.
We don't suffer dry sex here at B&T; however, we do suffer a drought of sex. As in we haven't been laid in ages.
B&T welcomes anyone willing to give a 'sexplanation' on intimacy. Our office has been left in the dark for too long.
Yes, we detest boring stock market stories too. But this one does come with a photo of Miranda to make it less awful.
Nothing says "monster weekend of sport" quite like a wheelie bin full of beer cans and sweat stains all over the couch.
Australian small businesses are no longer behind-the-curve when it comes to marketing.