Myer’s Not The Place For A Dodgy Regift Declares Its Clems Christmas Work
Present regifters under the spotlight in Myer's new Christmas work. B&T's own Kris Kringle facing a similar scrutiny.
Present regifters under the spotlight in Myer's new Christmas work. B&T's own Kris Kringle facing a similar scrutiny.
Want to experience how your parents shopped before the advent of online shopping? Why not time warp to a Myer store.
Looking for a silent meditative place void of humans to restore your inner calm? There's always your local Myer store.
Do you do all your Christmas shopping online? Know that Myer openly hates you. Not that it's mentioned here.
It appears the death of Myer's been greatly exaggerated. Not so the death of Blockbuster, Dick Smith & Gowings, however.
The 80s might be cool again - Top Gun, Kate Bush, war with Russia! Alas, shopping at Myer doesn't appear one of them.
Only read the Myer underwear catalogue for a bit of a cheeky perve? Get penning your complaints letter on this news.
David Jones is much like Crocs, Tracy Grimshaw's hair & the madness of Pete Evans - you'd miss it if it were gone.
Call B&T a bit stuck in our ways, but it's just not a Myer Chrissie ad without Jennifer Hawkins looking overly perfect.
MYER's PR manager has exited the building. Via the lifts, not scaling the side with sheets from the manchester section.
B&T hates writing redundancy stories, even more than we hate vegans and light beer.
Were you looking for Jennifer Hawkins in this Myer Christmas ad? They no longer speak, apparently.
Look, it's the latest news from Myer. And if you give it a gentle sniff, you can almost smell the fragrance counter.
Much like the mullet, Victoria Bitter & the music of Daryl Braithwaite, it appears Myer's 'My Store' is back in fashion.
A redundancy "wave" has hit Myer & it's all your fault for buying stuff online. So read this with the guilt you should.
Elyse Knowles all set to oust Jen Hawkins as the face of Myer. B&T understands no one from Gogglebox was considered.
We’ve hidden the name of Clems’ new hire to get more clicks (which won’t work if you know who's in the photo).
Myer has earned international accolades. Meanwhile, B&T is still waiting for some recognition for coming to work sober.