Evian Uses Ronaldo’s $5.2 Billion “Drink Water” Stunt In Own Marketing
Nothing screams "wanker" quite like an Evian water, does it? Admittedly, a well-hydrated wanker.
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Soccer star removes zero-alcohol beer from press conference. For religious reasons, not because it tastes like shit.
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To be fair to Coke, it's like water just with biphenol-A, phosphoric acid, aspartame, sucralose & acesulfame potassium.
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B&T's sure Saudi Arabia would be the perfect getaway for NRL end-of-season tours, bucks parties & even schoolies week.
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Cristiano Ronaldo Stars In Possibly The Worst Ad In The History Of Ads
The terrific Lowes ads aside, this is yet further confirmation that sports people should stick to being sporty.
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In further proof this has been a very slow news day indeed comes the news of Selena Gomez's Instagram toppling.
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