Sweary Tesco Parody Account Replied To Customers On Twitter
This could well be what social media managers are secretly thinking.
It’s part of modern customer service these days to reply to customers on Twitter. Tesco is just one of several big brands to send messages like these almost constantly:
@daveycam89 Sorry about this Cameron, please can you return them to store for a full refund? – Nick
— Tesco (@Tesco) August 31, 2014
So far, so good. But then a parody account – @Tecso_Express – popped up last week, offering some rogue sweary customer service to real Tesco customers.
It started off quite tame, extolling the virtues of mint-chocolate ice cream.
But then @daleord got a serving of sass.
This is probably what the people running the real @Tesco account occasionally want to say, but don’t because they’re nice professional people.
@LoopyBoylan got the sharp end of the attitude stick.
The Twitter account has since been suspended but you can read the full article on BuzzFeed here.
Latest News
Fiftyfive5 Expands Local And Global Talent With 45 New Hires
Insight-led consulting business Fiftyfive5 reports continued growth with 45 new hires between June 2020 and June 2021 across all geographies and levels, bringing the agency headcount to 147.
Ben Roberts-Smith’s Defamation Trial Put On Hold While He Awaited COVID-19 Results
Yes, the Ben Roberts-Smith defamation case sent to run for weeks amid reports Ben's already run out of ties.
Samsung CMO Josh Grace Among Several To Exit Tech Giant’s Corporate Marketing Team
Samsung CMO Josh Grace announces departure. Can now reveal he was secretly watching Apple TV the entire time.
Everything You Need To Know About The New DDO Laws & How They Will Affect Your Marketing Campaigns
Here's all you need to know about the new DDO laws. That's design & distribution obligations not Doris Day's obituary.
Shopper Media Expands ISPT Partnership To 20 More Shopping Centres Nationwide
Shopper Media, Australia’s fastest-growing retail out-of-home media company, today announced its expanded partnership with ISPT that will see it install 230 screens across a portfolio of 20 shopping centres nationwide.
Red Bull Launches An Office Games Tournament In Australia To Give Wings To Workers
Red Bull gives you wings. Although too much of it can also give you caffeine toxicity, anxiety and heart palpitations.
Witchery Partners With GlamCorner To Boost Subscription Shopping
Australian fashion brand Witchery has partnered with B Corp GlamCorner as part of GlamCorner’s subscription box offering as the demand for everyday essentials soars. This partnership marks another milestone for the Australian fashion industry towards becoming more circular and introducing more paths to reduce textile waste. Customers nationally will be able to rent more of […]
MASH Appoints Damien Miller As First General Manager, Wins Work With Experience Co And Minor Hotel Group
Following significant new business growth, MASH has appointed former VICE head of client services Damien Miller as its first general manager. It has also announced two new major client wins.
“We Can Learn From One Another”: How Supporting Refugees Makes Australia’s Business Culture Better
To celebrate World Refugee Day today, B&T's bringing you this. Still, don't expect the same on World Gouda Day, however.
Akcelo And Miami Ad School Launch Brand Experience Boot Camp
Miami Ad School unveils new industry bootcamp that thankfully doesn't require carrying logs or any burpees whatsoever.
Curry Club For COVID-19 Relief, Powered By UnLtd, Challenges AdLand To Raise $100,000
The media, marketing and creative industries are being encouraged to host their own ‘Curry Club for COVID’ before 30th June to help meet the ambitious $100k target set by its organisers. Curry Club for COVID, which was conceived by long-time adtech executive Peter Bray, sales director at Impact, and is powered by industry social purpose organisation […]
UnLtd’s ‘Goals for Good’ Soccer Tournament Celebrates 10 Years
The UnLtd Cup is returning for its tenth consecutive year, marking a decade of soccer shenanigans that’s raised nearly $500,000 for children’s mental health charity, KidsXpress. On July 22-23rd, 28 teams from across the industry will battle it out on the soccer field in the two-day tournament at Sydney University Sports and Fitness Centre, Darlington. […]
Global Study Reveals That Brands Turned To APAC During COVID-19, With Kayo Sports In Top 10 Most Loved Global Brands
Kayo ranks in the top 10 most loved global brands. Given the circumstances, no sign of Sorbent, Pfizer or Gordon's Gin.
“Until We Are Comfortable We Can Meet Demand”: Supply Concerns Behind Vaccine Ad Delay
Surely if Tim Tam made an AstraZeneca double-coated chocolate version we'd be rid of this damn plague by week's end?
triple j’s Unearthed High Returns For 2021
B&T certainly encourages high school musical acts. We'd just hate to live next door to them, that's all.
Monday TV Wrap: MasterChef Beats Ninja Warrior While HYBPA? Tops Entertainment
If anything, recent TV numbers are proving highly unpredictable. Unlike the jokes on the recent 'Friends' reunion.
Ultra Commerce Acquires Vesta eCommerce
Australian-bred company Ultra Commerce has acquired New Zealand-based company Vesta eCommerce, a global software business providing leading product data management solutions. The recent acquisition is a significant move for the business, which is Australian born, owned, and headquartered, but has built out a global presence as it pursues rapid growth in the eCommerce market. Connecting […]
Top Creatives Launch #OnlyOneInTheRoom Collective To Tackle Diversity In Adland
Here's a top initiative to drive more diversity in adland that doesn't require knowing Don Bradman's batting average.
Saatchi & Saatchi Melbourne And VMLY&R Melbourne Head Aussie Gold Winners In Day One Of Cannes Lions
Aussie agencies off to a solid start on Day One of Cannes. Not that there's been a rush on rosé down at Liquorland.
Radio Host Jackie O Becomes Weight Watchers Ambassador
Jackie O named Weight Watchers newest ambassador. Yet, B&T reckons Kyle would've made a far more entertaining choice.
MFA Updates Transparency Framework For Advertisers & Agencies
The MFA updates its transparency framework that sadly doesn't come on a spill-resistant laminated card with wax seal.
Matt Cooney Joins Saatchi & Saatchi As National Chief Growth & Marketing Officer
Matt Cooney joins Saatchi & Saatchi. Has been awarded no special dispensation regarding the office footy tipping comp.
Inclusive Marketing: Microsoft’s Five Mindset Shifts Every Brand Can Make
Microsoft's five mindset shifts any brand can do revealed here. You could also chuck in more fishy omega-3s for a sixth.
New Council For In-House Agencies, The In-House Agency Council, Launches In Australia
Nothing stirs industry debate like the merits of the in-house agency. That and the suitability of thongs in the office.
Crater Teams Up With Director Luna Laure For ‘Harry’s Story’, Canteen’s Newest Campaign
Canteen’s latest campaign features the combined talents of Director Luna Laure and creative agency Crater. The campaign strives to raise awareness for young people affected by cancer. The awareness campaign centres around Harry Barentson, who at 12 years of age found out his pregnant mum had cancer. The campaign aims to bring awareness to Canteen’s […]
AFL Legend Kevin Sheedy Narrates ‘A Love Letter To Victoria’ Via Enthral Partners
In partnership with storytelling agency Enthral, AFL star Kevin Sheedy has voiced a video ‘Love Letter to Victoria’ using visuals to showcase the state’s natural beauty and culture. Victoria has been hit with the worst of the coronavirus pandemic compared with any other Aussie state experiencing four lockdowns. Sheedy has partnered with Ethral to share […]
Telstra’s Belong Appoints Howatson + White For Strategy & Creative, Retains OMD For Media
Telstra’s lower-cost telco, Belong, has awarded its strategy and creative account to Howatson + White, and has reappointed OMD to its media buying account, after a competitive pitch process. Howatson + White will handle strategy, planning, creative and CRM, while former agency Clemenger will continue to have a relationship with Belong, managing PR and retail activation. […]
Cummins&Partners Launches ‘Wear.Bleed.Wash.Repeat’ Work For Libra
Leading Australian period care brand Libra has launched a new integrated campaign to mark the launch of Libra Period Proof Briefs, created to educate on the ease of use when it comes to period underwear.
Coke Releases New Campaign, ‘Turn Up Your Break’, Via Ogilvy
Coca-Cola Australia has rolled out its new campaign ‘Turn Up Your Break’. The campaign will be led by a TVC that encourages people to truly pause with a Coke on their break so they can walk away feeling refreshed and uplifted. The TVC features two busy chefs stepping outside for a break, the bustling kitchen […]
Nova 91.9’s Ben And Liam Locked Up In Rundle Mall To Raise Awareness For Mental Health
Nova 919’s Ben & Liam breakfast show announced that they’ll be throwing their support behind and raising awareness for a cause very close to their hearts, mental health. On Monday 21 June Ben Harvey and Liam Stapleton will be locked in a purpose-built glass structure, in the middle of Rundle Mall, for an entire week […]
As BuzzFeed postulates, perhaps this is what social media community managers really want to say.