Gwyneth Paltrow Chows Down On Vagina Candle In New UberEats Campaign Set To Debut At The Super Bowl

Gwyneth Paltrow Chows Down On Vagina Candle In New UberEats Campaign Set To Debut At The Super Bowl

The commercials that debut during The Super Bowl are the stuff of legends but I’m going to call it now and say – nothing will ever beat Gwyneth Paltrow’s UberEats commercial that shows her taking a bite out of her vagina candle.

Naturally, the full ad won’t premier until the Super Bowl but the teaser UberEats has just dropped is absolutely glorious.

The ever-glowing Paltrow, (who introduced us all to vagina face masks) is sitting on her lounge next to an UberEats bag and taking a bite out of her vagina candle.

Paltrow then said: “This candle tastes funny, but not bad funny!”

Give this woman an Oscar! This is her best work since Shakespeare In Love and Shallow Hal.

Here’s the thing about Paltrow – yes she lives a very luxurious lifestyle and does try and sell this luxury lifestyle to other assumedly poorer women and yes she’s selling 18k dumbbells and coffee enemas! But she can always make fun of herself and that’s what makes her so likeable even when she’s being quite unlikeable.

So UberEats capitalising on the fact Paltrow has become a cultural phenomenon is genius!

Of course, I should say that the extended ad will also feature Jennifer Coolidge and Trevor Noah. But seriously not even Coolidge can steal the spotlight from Paltrow snacking on a vagina candle! Which is a big call considering Coolidge just stole The White Lotus. 

Did I mention Paltrows’s eating a vagina candle?

The Super Bowl could not come fast enough!




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