Coles Spends $11 million More Than Woolies On Digital Advertising But Woolies Reigns Supreme
B&T goes to Coles for its BBQ chooks, Woolies for its bulk lavatory rolls and ALDI for its cheap piss.
B&T goes to Coles for its BBQ chooks, Woolies for its bulk lavatory rolls and ALDI for its cheap piss.
Woolies & Bunnings offer to help with vaccine rollout. The problem clearly being there's no actual vaccine to rollout.
In top news for papier-mâché, home-made pirate hats & kitty litter trays, Woolies says printed catalogue to continue.
The tide appears to be turning on the toilet paper hoarders. The hand sanitiser gluttons & fettuccine hogs next in line.
Woolies, CBA, NAB and BHP all feature on most valuable brands list. Proof that evil is no impediment.
Supposedly reusable shopping bags can make you look gay. Even more so if you put quiche or fabric conditioner in them.
Take the phenomenon that's the selfie, chuck in some chocolate & a sprinkling of elves & you get this marketing expose.
Nicole McInnes has dumped the old trolley in the carpark. Which is B&T's way of saying she's quit her Woolies role.
Not content with nicking MKR's viewers, MAFS is treading on its culinary toes, too. Albeit in a gross, disgusting way.
It appears the gloves are coming off in the Woolies-Amazon stoush. And who doesn't love a good old stoush, B&T asks?
eHarmony's Nicole McInnes set to enjoy long walks, rollerblading and cuddling by the fire over at Woolworths.
We would say check out the new Woolies ad here, but as there's no link, you'll just have to imagine it in your head.