Wednesday TV Wrap: Comedy Night Has The ABC Laughing
B&T's TV wrap gives you a full overview of viewing habits without having to watch a thing. And, no square eyes, too.
B&T's TV wrap gives you a full overview of viewing habits without having to watch a thing. And, no square eyes, too.
Elyse Knowles to front new EMU campaign. Which is a shoe brand, apparently, and not a large, flightless bird.
Do dancing kids have you reaching for the remote's off button? Enjoy this sequin-free precis without the need to watch.
Like an over-stacked dishwasher, B&T's nightly TV wrap is definitely full, albeit with its own greasy, baked-on sludge.
If you watched all of last night's telly end-to-end it would take 29.5 hours. Yet, this synopsis takes mere moments.
Why pretend to be the office TV expert when you can do as B&T does - simply rehash the overnight OzTAM numbers.
We tuned in for Doctor Doctor last night, but where were Bob, Cookie, Shirley Gilroy and Fatso the wombat, we ask?
Even B&T admits to a tear after Karl's This Time Next Year, although we had just been hit in the head by the remote.
Who soared like an eagle on telly last night? And who flopped like a drunk man in a bean bag? All's revealed within.
The Bachelor's premise may be a 'happily ever after' love story, but mostly it seems to end in rage, hate & acrimony.
The biggest fear in launching a TV show is it'll be shit & no one will tune in, as appears the case with Hell's Kitchen.
Far from humble audience numbers, this review of last night's TV comes with rage, acrimony & plenty of swearing to boot.
Why read the OzTAM figures on other media sites when B&T has cut 'n pasted it all here for your TV watching delectation.
The Germans have partnered with The Block. As in the Volkswagen, not the Weisswurst or Angela Merkel for that matter.
It was meant to be a Block VS Survivor death-match on TV last night. Until the irrepressible Princess Di stole the show.
B&T sits down for a fireside chat with Nine's Lizzie Young. Although there was no actual fire & we stood for most of it.
Sausages aside, our idea of hell's a trip to Bunnings. But we're clearly the minority if this report's to be believed.
Nine claims last night's bragging rights, while 60 Minutes' Gable Tostee interview turns into its very own horror show.