Monday TV Wrap: Nine’s Dramas Prove A Surprise Hit For Today (As Ten’s Nightmare Continues)
The morning OzTAM numbers proving about as popular as an Ebola outbreak…
Sunday TV Wrap: MAFS Takes The Gong, As Ten Suffers Night From Hell
It's twisted paperclips & chewed pen lids over at Ten's programming today…
Tuesday TV Wrap: Ten’s Returning Bondi Rescue In Urgent Need Of Resuscitation
If there's learnings here, TV viewers would prefer adulterous affairs & average…
Monday TV Wrap: ‘I’m A Celeb’ Finale Hits New Low, As Shannon Noll Lampooned As Perennial Runner-Up
Shannon Noll reconsidering his "you've got to be in it to win…
Sunday TV Wrap: MKR’s Return Proves A Fizzer For Seven
Love an authoritative TV wrap penned by someone who never actually watched…
Australians’ Video Viewing Habits Revealed
Despite extensive content choice and an ever-increasing array of devices, most Australians…
Sunday TV Wrap: Seven’s Australian Spartan Proving A Rather Sweaty Fizzer
It took us a good hour last night to realise we were…
Monday TV Wrap: Dear God! Dean Wells Outed As Bible-Wielding, Devout Christian
All are welcome to B&T's weekly Bible study group, although it is…
Sunday TV Wrap: MAFS Delivers Debut Smackdown To Australian Spartan
We're calling Australian Spartan some of the finest homoeroticism we've seen on…
Wednesday TV Wrap: “Nymphomaniac” Dean Proves MAFS Gold For Nine
Need a cheap stripper for your next client party? We're hearing Dean…
Monday TV Wrap: MAFS Wins, Seven Wins, Viewers Desert Q&A
There was SO much on TV last night, B&T's brain was like…
Sunday TV Wrap: Viewers Lap Up MAFS’ Sordid Shenanigans
B&T's not ashamed to admit we cried during last night's figure skating.…
Thursday TV Wrap: Seven Romps It Home With A Whopping 42.5% Share
Tim Worner unleashes evil cackle and fiendish chin-stroking as Seven skewers rivals…
Wednesday TV Wrap: The Once Invincible MKR Becomes Very Vincible Indeed
MKR's viewer numbers plummet! Well, maybe not plummet, but enough of a…
Tuesday TV Wrap: MAFS On Top, As Ten’s ‘I’m A Celeb…!’ Free Falls
One need only see how many B&T staff have become overnight figure…
Monday TV Wrap: MAFS Kicks MKR, But Olympics Remain Seven’s Golden Goose
We didn't know whether to luge, cook or root last night such…
Sunday Night TV Wrap: Seven Romps It Home With Record-Breaking Share
There was just SO much on the telly last night, B&T's eyeballs…
Wednesday TV Wrap: MKR Does The Business, But Nine Takes The Cake
Do you only watch SBS for its relentless train documentaries? Well, as…
Monday TV Wrap: The ABC Nudges Out Ten, While MKR Reigns Supreme
MKR, Married At First Sight, I'm a Celebrity...! No, it's not some…
Sunday TV Wrap: MKR Hit With Claims Of Racism, As Ten Hits A Winner With Big Bash Final
It was such a huge night of TV last night, B&T doesn't…
The AFL Grand Final Confirmed As The Most-Watched Show Of 2017 (But Ninja Warrior Was The Year’s Highlight)
Seven won 2017, everyone watched Ninja Warrior & no one watched SBS.…
Seven Narrowly Pips Nine To Win 2017 Television Year
The TV year has ended with Seven winning the ratings, Nine the…
Tuesday TV Wrap: Struggle Street & The ARIAs Struggle, As The Good Doctor Wins It For Seven
We're massive Sherbet fans in the B&T office, and admit to shedding…
Sunday TV Wrap: Test Cricket Dead? No One Told Ashes Fans
Is your couch littered in Cheezel remnants & VB bottle tops following…
Monday TV Wrap: Seven Takes The Win As The ABC Gives Everyone A Scare
B&T's TV editor has paso doble classes on Monday nights, so this…
Sunday TV Wrap: Doc Martin Dominates A Quiet Night, But Where Are All The Younger Viewers?
It was TV or shooting apples off our heads for B&T last…
Wednesday TV Wrap: Socceroos & Channel Nine Enjoy Tasty Wins
Think you no longer have to be interested in soccer for four…
Sunday TV Wrap: Post-Block Eyeballs Switch To The ABC In Their Droves
B&T was gagged & locked in a boot last night in a…
Wednesday TV Ratings Wrap: Seven Records Lowest-ever Audience For Melbourne Cup
The B&T office is a ghost town today after Melbourne Cup shenanigans,…
Sunday TV Wrap: Viewers Baulk At New Shows As ABC Stalwarts Leads The Way
Sunday night is the Petri dish of TV analyses. Yet, there's no…
Wednesday TV Wrap: It’s All Laughs For The ABC, As Family Food Fight Struggles
Sure, Wednesday's B&T's badminton night. Sure, our editor had an ugly incident…
Tuesday TV Wrap: ‘The Good Doctor’ Proves Just The Medicine For Seven
Need some tantalising tidbits to impress colleagues or members of your C-suite?…
Monday TV Wrap: Seven’s ‘The Wall’ Feasts On ‘Family Food Fight’ Debut
B&T tuned into Family Food Fight's debut last night, although someone did…
Sunday TV Wrap: The Block Finale Nails All-comers (As SBS Almost Pips Ten)
This TV analysis is the reason B&T suffers square eyes. Although, it…
Thursday TV Ratings Wrap-up: The Bachelorette Finale Gifts Ten Its Top Night For 2017
B&T's editor was glued to the telly last night - not watching…
Monday TV Wrap: ABC’s Night Of Current Affairs Gives 7, 9 & 10 The Willies
Pilates prevents us from watching TV on Mondays. Who are we kidding?…
Sunday TV Wrap: ‘Attack Of The Clones’ Still Absolutely Awful After 15 Years
'Attack Of The Clones' is so bad not one person from B&T's…
Sunday TV Wrap: It Goes From Terrible To Calamitous For Channel Ten
We'd never speculate what the households of Australia get up to, but…
Tuesday TV Wrap: Survivor Finale Limps, As The Socceroos Soar
We're loving Timmy & Ange in the B&T office after last night's…
Sunday TV Wrap: Bathurst Proves A Winner, But The Block Takes The Chequered Flag
The Cheezels still visible under our editor's fingernails today is testament to…
