Monday TV Wrap: Nine Arrests Viewers As It Brings Back Gold Coast Cops
Motorists speeding to Sea World prove somewhat of a fizzer as Gold Coast Cops cuffs average numbers.
Motorists speeding to Sea World prove somewhat of a fizzer as Gold Coast Cops cuffs average numbers.
Strangely, Bachelorette proves a bit of a fizzer this year. Yet, can't beat Plate Of Origin for "Stinker of 2020" award.
Melbourne Cup TV numbers continue to decline in correlation with B&T staff reporting post-Cup hangovers today.
Gruen continues to shine a valuable light on the ad industry. Which begs the question: what the f@ck's B&T doing then?
Gruen plummets 200,000 viewers in just one week. However, that's not to say Highway Patrol went up a similar amount.
By all the reports out today, SAS Australia's got car crash written all over it. That typically ensures big numbers.
The B&T office is much like The Bachelorette - sad, desperate & mixed with alcohol will sleep with just about anybody.
The ABC's Big Weather is as important as it is depressing. It's much like Junior MasterChef but without the El Niño.
Watching the ABC's Monday night of news & current affairs is a top way of enhancing your pretentious wanker credentials.
Ita seen dancing down the streets of Ultimo this morning following this rare ABC victory.
B&T always gets a bit teary in any Bachie finale. Not for the lovebirds, rather overdoing the Sriracha chilli sauce.
If B&T's daily TV wrap ever appeared in CHOICE magazine they would definitely give it a one, possibly two, star rating.
Plate Of Origin continues to be the surprise of 2020. If by surprise you mean "surprised absolutley no one's watching".
It was so quiet on TV last night you could've run a Marcel Marceau documentary and still had the neighbours complain.
Thankfully, MasterChef's come to an end for another year meaning we can all get back to eating sausages on white bread.
All eyes on ACA last night with dodgy tradies & unscrupulous laundromats thankful the heat was off them for a change.
B&T would like to see a TV show about people who arrive in hospital emergency wards with things stuck up their rectums.
This headline suggests Seven has put a broom through the opposition. Which amost sounds like a trip to triage, really.