“Doesn’t Taste Like Chicken!” McDonald’s Unveils Massive McNugget Snuggle Pillow!
Has your Tinder profile brought an eerie silence reminiscent of deep space? Why not introduce a McNugget snuggle pillow!
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Macca’s Under Fire After New Burger Looks “Nothing Like The Ad”
People are complaining Macca's burgers don't look like they do in the ads. Drunk people confirm they couldn't care less.
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Hungry Jack’s Reignites Feud With McDonald’s In New Ad
B&T has sampled both the Big Jack and Big Mac burgers and both gave us indigestion & intestinal wind equally.
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Burger King & Ronald McDonald Share A Pash For Pride
Well, here's something we thought we'd never see! But will Burger King try & slip his Whopper between Ronald's buns?
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Macca’s Celebrates Moving In Clever New Poster Campaign
Who doesn't love new work from McDonald's? That said, the launch of the McPangolin burger was decidely ill-timed.
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What A Whopper! Macca’s Sues Hungry Jack’s Over Lookalike Burger
Sure, the burgers may be better at Hungry jacks, but B&T finds the toilet facilites far more amenable at McDonald's.
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Cricket Australia Rejects Super-Sized McDonald’s Sponsorship Deal In Favour Of Incumbent KFC
Cricket Australia spurns Macca's' overtures, insisting it had nothing to do with getting soggy fries at the Drive-Thru.
Macca’s Profits Take A Dive By 68%, Reports Lowest Quarterly Profit In 13 Years
Macca's profits dive a Whopper-ing 68%! But rest assured, the B&T office is doing our bit for the share price.
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Study: 10% Of People Believe A Partner Eating A McDonald’s Burger Without Them Is Akin To Cheating!
People have written books, made movies about McDonald's customers. Arguably, none as bad & pointless as this new study.
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Nova’s Ben & Liam Test Macca’s New Baby Drive-Thru Ad For Themselves With Absolutely Riotous Results
Even B&T thinks we might be overplaying the humour hand in today's newsletter. No that you can overplay the humour hand.
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McDonald’s Unveils Swimwear Range Made From Its Recycled Plastic Straws
McDonald's unveils a new swimwear range featuring models that, it's abundantly clear, never eat at McDonald's.
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New McDonald’s Italy Campaign Might Just Be A Little Too Smart For Its Own Good
Macca's ad is aimed at uni students who, B&T understood, only ate two-minute noodles & hideous things made of chickpeas.
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McDonald’s Ramps Up The Hyperbole & Ditches The Menu Items In New Post-Lockdown Campaign
The McDonald's restaurant stars in new TVC. Thankfully, someone cleaned the lavs and peeled the pickles off the windows.
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McDonald’s Announces New Global CMO After 12 Months Without One
McDonald's announces new global CMO; still refuses to apologise for the McHula burger.
McDonald’s Joins Black Lives Matter Conversation With Powerful New Ad
McDonald's joins Black Lives Matter conversation, as Kendall Jenner sits at home seething with a can of Pepsi.
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Macca’s Celebrates Mother’s Day In Touching Spot Via DDB Sydney
The Ferrero Rocher & carnations from the servo aside, nothing says "I made no effort at Mother's Day" like the Big Mac.
Macca’s Unveils 500-Piece Jigsaw Puzzle For Those Craving A Juicy Big Mac In Lockdown
And just like that, jigsaw puzzles, crocheting, doomsday prepping & wiping your arse on leaves become the "new cool".
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Truly Epic Macca’s Japan Supras Stunt Goes Viral
This clever spot will make you crave a Big Mac or want to do donuts in a car park. But who doesn't crave that anyway?
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