Amazon Names Country Manager & Promises “Hundreds Of New Jobs” Down Under
Amazon set to create "hundreds of new jobs"! Maybe don't mention the thousands it will probably destroy in the process.
Amazon set to create "hundreds of new jobs"! Maybe don't mention the thousands it will probably destroy in the process.
This comes with dark and ominous warnings. So much so, you may find a small storm cloud materialises above your head.
This read is so much better because it comes with a video. Meaning the required effort moves from "a bit" to "not much".
Does the mere mention of Amazon's arrival give you the shakes & sweats. Well, imbibe this aspirin-like read immediately.
Amazon is coming like a multi-headed serpent to Australian retail, so grab your sabre & slay the beast with this read.
Larry and Sergey forced to bring their own devon sandwiches to work today as the EU steals the naughty duo's play money.
This new study is yet another nail in retail's coffin. Which may be construed as good news for nail & coffin retailers.
"Not safe for work" warnings in headlines are the Arnott's Chicken Crimpy of journalism - resistance is futile, people!
Fancy a sneak peak at Dentsu Aegis' annual ad spend report? Not that it's that sneaky you need read it in a cupboard.
The evil retail overlord Amazon is coming & has apparently set the giant laser to 'annihilate' judging by this report.
A study has revealed Australian shoppers are a pack of impatient, ungrateful bastards. Yes, that's us embellishing it.
B&T's go-to money advice is race 8, number 7 at Randwick tomorrow. Oh, and don't buy JB Hi-Fi shares after reading this.
Do you wander into supermarkets & wouldn't have a clue if you were in a Coles or an ALDI? Then don't bother with this.
Amazon's arrival in Australia is set to bring with it pestilence, damnation & locust plagues. Best build that ark now.
The fourth and final horseman of the apocalypse is set to hit our shores, but is Australia really ready for it?
Does the thought of doing the ironing bring on orgasm? Well, get a whiff of Fabulon between the nostrils & read this.
Do you fear AI having seen Terminator's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 and 9? Well, you're exempt from reading this.
Amazon's imminent arrival in Australia will mean cheap underpants & toasters for you AND oblivion for shopping centres.