Condom Sales Droop As CV-19 Skewers “Intimate Occasions”
Sadly, B&T's sex life is so bad we can't even blame the current pandemic, we have to blame the pandemic before this one.
Sadly, B&T's sex life is so bad we can't even blame the current pandemic, we have to blame the pandemic before this one.
This headline carries the promise of condoms, lube and vibrators. Making it strictly for the over 18s-only, okay?
When it comes to launching water balloons out of B&T's third-storey window, we recommend the Skyn range of prophylactic.
Two tech prodigies have created KipstR which could have further marketing uses.