Albo Won’t Follow Joe Biden On TikTok Ban – ‘We’ll Make Our Own Decisions’
Gen Z will be concocting 'We love Albo' dance routines in their pyjamas after today's news.
Gen Z will be concocting 'We love Albo' dance routines in their pyjamas after today's news.
Albo takes a stab at younger demo with Tay-Tay tix giveaway. B&T reckons tax-cut on RTDs would be more effective.
The list everyone wants to be on - The AFR's Power List - is here! Aside from its annual obscenely rich list, that is.
As much as we love Albo on the Cheap Seats, we'd prefer him play a Mr Big drug lord on NCIS: Sydney.
"Leftie scum" now thinking twice about appearing on Ben Fordham's radio program after announcer tears PM a new one.
Albo about to have the best 12 months of his life as Rabbits firm with the bookies as NRL premiership favourites.
The AFR's annual most powerful list has arrived and already a livid ScoMo is on the phone to editors.
B&T's own editor can attest to how easy it is to mistakenly follow p@rn stars instead of erudite political journalism.
The great irony of Alan's new show on Facebook is that most of his audience have probably never heard of Facebook.
Albo throws a tanty at this morning's presser! Still, not a big enough one to make election remotely interesting.
It's not one but two Albo stories today, readers! We really need ScoMo back cooking in the kitchen for impartiality.
Nine announces details of next election debate. Save for ScoMo getting over the botulism from his home-cooked curries.
As they say, it's Labor's election to lose. And as you'll read here, they continue to make a bloody good fist of it.
Karl names Albo as prime minister of Australia on this morning's Today. Apparently he was sober, too.
Rather than debating Albo on Seven, surely ScoMo should be cooking curries on MasterChef?
Judging by Albo's appearance on Kyle & Jackie O, our next PM will be whoever doesn't bore the electorate to death.
Albo declares he's not "woke", however, stops short of doing a donut in his chauffeur driven ministerial car.
B&T would like to offer the tagline "don't be a prick, get a prick" for any agency pitching for government COVID work.