Brands Explain What They Do To A Five Year Old In Hilarious Tweets

Aussie viewers can be a harsh lot at times. Only days after Ellie Cole bled her heart out, she has been sent packing.

Not provided is advice on using chopsticks and not spilling ramen down your shirt.

Thinking of applying for the Cashrewards CMO gig? Here are some insider tips that, yes, are tantamount to cheating.

The Seven supremo heads for the exits after five years. Here's hoping the Spotlight team organised the farewell bash.

It's your fan's guide to this year's MasterChef! Although no tips on how to pronounce crudités or use a un fait-tout.

We love a Mood Tea here at B&T. Although we do store old screws and nails in the International Roast caterer's tin.

Born boss David Coupland asks is adland going through a nostalgia period? But please, no repeats of Best Of Red Faces.

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It's Aussie adland's next gen! They're off to Cannes with high hopes of bringing back a Lion & a foot-long Toblerone.

Want to be the coolest kid at Friday staff drinks but forgot your retro Nikes? This new Adobe wizardry may do the trick.

Industry duo takes its publishing roadshow to Brisbane. Was disappointed no male attendees were wearing walk socks.

B&T TV heads to Wavemaker's Sydney digs to interview two staffers from its New York & LA digs. If that makes sense?

Much like the fête's prized chutney wears a blue winners sash, so too should this top initiative from HoMie & Champion.

This beer ad wants to take you back to summer! Just minus any chance of a shark attack on your morning bus commute.

Are you one of the lucky ducks heading to Cannes in June? Check out the headliner acts you'll be queueing hours to see.

Costa Panagos set to bring South American flair to the Scroll offices. Assuming that he is, indeed, South American.

Born around the 2000s? Need to amp up your AI creds? This guide's for you (although it's not really that age specific).

Do you rage about oversized American cars on our roads? You need to bail up Heath Walker at parties & industry events.

VML unveils new brand for travel operator Flight Centre. Alas, no sign of those paid actors pretending to be pilots.

Subaru puts media up for review, as adland journos get set for mandatory "agency drives off with..." headline.

Alone still doing the business for SBS. Overly long train journeys not doing the business, but they persist anyway.

The radio numbers are in! Discover who's off for a boozy lunch today & who's waiting for the dreaded HR death knock.

Rattling the old "truth in advertising" adage comes this ice-cream spot full of noticeably thin people.

Paramount's global sales boss gives local sales ops the thumbs up. Didn't weigh-in on the Lisa Wilkinson debacle.

In exciting news for piano playing cats & brattish pranks in shopping centres, TikTok unveils its Insta rival plans.

Struggling to save for a house deposit? Why not get wrongly identified by Sunrise!

Can't stand your colleagues? Like to dob them in when they miss a deadline? These work management platforms are ideal.

Stingy boss won't spring for a ticket to Cairns? Add this to your persuasive argument repertoire. Or grovel.

The Brisbane comms/PR agency lands constructor Ausbuild. Also hoping for a discount on its new glass conservatory.

Cannes In Cairns poking this hornet's nest in a lively debate. Just so long as the oldies can get up the stairs.

Are you the notorious "light leaver on-er" in your flatshare? Quell any infighting with this green energy news.

B&T applauds the charitable nature of this new agency. Although we'd hate to see it impact any Chrissie present sends.

Yes, it's another NRL drug story. Yet, thankfully it doesn't involve coke in Kuta during the off-season.

Ahhh, all black! The outfit of choice for agency creatives, David Jones staff and everyone in Melbourne.

American apparel brand set for yet another tilt at the Aussie market, as Nike declares "we'll see about that".

Are you always the bridesmaid, never the bride, as the old saying goes? How do you think Pepsi feels?

B&T's always been a huge fan of the 'drink yourself thinner' diet plan. So big thanks to Pure blonde, vodka & tequila.