Sir Martin’s S4 Capital Reports Another Revenue Drop
Sir Martin's chauffeur now nervous about his job prospects, as S4's fortunes continue to head south.
Sir Martin's chauffeur now nervous about his job prospects, as S4's fortunes continue to head south.
Sir Martin's never one to mince his words, though we are questioning his mixology on this occasion.
Here's part 1 of everything that has happened this year, save for the things yet to happen in December.
Sir Martin eyeing McDonald's new $2 menu meals as S4's loot takes a dramatic southwards dive.
Sir Martin's tough 12 months continue and not merely his exclusion from Mark Read's personal Christmas card list.
If this Sadoun-Sorrell war of words got solely down to cheese, you'd say the roquefort would win out over the cheddar.
Sir Martin forced to scoop ALDI caviar on his boiled eggs after the numbers sour for S4 Capital.
Sir Martin seriously thinking he should've just taken the retirement option after all as S4's woes worsen.
S4 staff hiding under their desks as Sir Martin looks to mete out beating with rolled-up copy of the Financial Times.
A seething Sir Martin's finger perched ominously over the "release the hounds" button after S4's share price tanks.
Sir Martin excited about the prospects for 2022. Still not including WPP in those sentiments, however.
Work for one of the large holding companies? Be grateful your endless toil & 80-hour weeks are making shareholders rich.
Miyagi is an Italian content agency and is not to be mistaken with the cruel taskmaster from the Karate Kid movies.
Sir Martin forced to queue for an hour down his local bank branch as chequebook runs dry following latest acquisition.
Sir Martin's S4 announces latest acquisition. And strangely never once mentions WPP, as much as it killed him not to.
S4 announces a trading and financing update, as Sir Martin eyes new Harrods drapery for the ballroom.
Sir Martin's breath has a fishy tang of Beluga caviar & Dom Pérignon as the ad market shifts markedly skywards.
The Beluga Caviar & the Bollinger in S4's office fridge clearly marked "Martin" after company delivers impressive Q1s.