Sorrell’s S4 On The Skids As Business Now Worth 10 Times Less Than Two Years Ago
If Sir Martin had simply retired after his abrupt departure from WPP in 2018 he'd be lying on a Majorca beach right now.
If Sir Martin had simply retired after his abrupt departure from WPP in 2018 he'd be lying on a Majorca beach right now.
It would appear Sir Martin's golden touch is no longer as glowing as his golden perma-tan.
Sir Martin could retire to his luxury mansion or he could continue to just piss WPP off. Sir Martin chooses the latter.
Brad and Ange, Charles and Di and Sir Martin and WPP continue to remain the most rancorous divorces in history.
One need only see his spring pruning and this latest acquisition to know Sir Martin's been rather busy.
When Sir Martin speaks, the ad world listens. It's a completely different story when he yodels, however.
Sir Martin invests in new set of lederhosen and felt alpine hat after snaring latest German agency.
Sir Martin's outbursts are a bit unhinged & delusional. That said, they're a little shower of gold for media journos.
Sir Martin shows he's got the Midas touch as S4 posts impressive numbers. However, his hydranges are doing less well.
This investigation piece is arguably light on any actual investigation, but heavy on hearsay & gossip. Which B&T loves.
Sir Martin predicting a "full-throated recovery" in 2021. Possibly bad news for those with goitres or thyroid issues.
Sir Martin says a Facebook boycott's a waste of time. Stops short of suggesting sending cupcakes laced with laxatives.
Sir Martin eyeing new car seat covers for the Jag, as S4 posts smallish profit (present circumstances aside, that is).
When Sir Martin talks, the industry listens. Except when he's shitcanning WPP, then it all becomes a monotonous bore.
Sir Martin announces his first Aussie foray in what could be construed as yet another "f@ck you" to former employer WPP.
Sir Martin using lockdown for merges, acquisitions and an online course in découpage. Ok, maybe not that last one.
Sir Martin contemplating facial scar, eye-patch, Persian cat & boardroom shark tank as he plots more world domination.
Sir Martin's Schnauzer spared a Louis Vuitton slipper to the privates after S4 posts promising first-quarter numbers.