Celebrity Cruises Unveils New “Nothing Comes Close” Brand Positioning
Given what happened in Baltimore the other week, we're quite glad that nothing is coming close to these cruise ships.
Given what happened in Baltimore the other week, we're quite glad that nothing is coming close to these cruise ships.
Callers to PHD treated to the Love Boat theme song as hold music today after agency snares cruise line's media.
Coronavirus usurps gonorrhea and the squirts as biggest threat to cruise line passengers.
This has all the hallmarks of an episode of The Love Boat, sans one of Issac's daiquiris and an unwanted STI.
It'll be a while before B&T contemplates a cruise. Although we'd definitely be tempted by the unlimited drinks package.
Having a wretched day? Why not find solace in this cruising ad. Or just cry into gin. The choice is entirely yours.