‘Sacre bleu!’ French Accidentally Name Euro 2016 Mascot After Monster Sex Toy!

‘Sacre bleu!’ French Accidentally Name Euro 2016 Mascot After Monster Sex Toy!

(Warning: Article contains adult themes) Europe’s highly anticipated soccer tournament Euro 2016 kicks off throughout France today with the cream of European football talent on show.

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However, the tournament’s found its first piece of controversy and, for once, it has nothing to do with the simmering hatred of opposing fans.

A rather amusing faux pas has arisen over the tournament’s mascot; a nice little lad in a French football shirt who goes by the name of Super Victor. Here’s the cute little fella:


Super Victor’s powers come from his cape, boots and ball, and his name was voted on by the French public and beat out runner-up suggestions ‘Driblou’ and ‘Goalix’.

However, a quick Google search of Super Victor doesn’t take you to all the stats, teams and results of Euro 2016; instead you could fast find yourself inadvertently purchasing a 17-inch dildo which also happens to go by the same name. Here’s the other Super Victor in all its painful, pleasurable glory. (Note: B&T strongly advises office discretion if you’re planning your own Google image search.)


According to one Aussie site that B&T only uses purely for research purposes, the Super Victor is a “giant, huge, massive, stupendous and eeeeeeenormous! Super Victor weighs in at an extraordinary 5.5 kilos, is 19-inches in circumference and over 17-inches long!”

The site rated it “five-stars” from satisfied users and it retails in Australia for $169.99. It’s available in red or black for those who may be interested.