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Network 10 may have had a win in the courts yesterday but, alas, it appears viewers heard all about it on Seven.

Cairns Crocodiles assembling ominous judging panel that just so happens to coincide with B&T's office sponge bake off.

Here's an excellent multilingual AI initiative that will hopefully allow us all to finally comprehend drunk Irish people...

New flick stars man-of-the-minute Ryan Gosling. B&T understands he doesn't sing in this one.

There are few jobs that could have you bundled into the back of a white van, but this does sound like one of them.

Hamish Blake proves he's still got it as Lego launches to impressive numbers. Pete Evans secretly taking notes.

Ever tried to better yourself with an online course only to give up a month later? You'll know the RMIT brand well.

Works' team saved by Sydney's late-running public transport as it dangerously takes to the tram tracks for press photo.

Yes, it's a New Zealand ad featuring a sheep. No, B&T won't be going down that route despite desperately wanting to.

Molasses is a brand & design agency & not to be mistaken with Israeli spy agency Mossad. Not that you'd ever do that.

The dial's fixed to Fitzy & Wippa at Mindshare now. Bump in ear plugs sales in North Sydney "unrelated," apparently.

Bupa declares "good health's contagious". Although B&T understands kale & marathons are exempt from the comments.

Accountancy firm Pitcher Partners gets brand zjoosh via the Principals. Debate rages whether it's mint or jade.

Friend of B&T and all-round good guy Pat Crowley needs our help to save his son's life.

CHEP wins Uni of Syd media work. Staff strongly reminded that this does not allow them to attend student nights out.

B&T heads to Jaipur to hear why advertising can save the planet. Certainly a harder trip than Mosman the other week.

Seven and Nine had big nights yesterday, if the Total TV reach figures are to be believed.

We love finding some oddball work from abroad here at B&T and this one's a classic.

Shoppable video is just like the old-school shopping channels but for Gen Z, if you're wondering.

As TV Intelligence comes to Australia, we remember our mum telling us that we'd "never learn anything" watching the box.

Scrimshaw denied rumours that she departed Dentsu with four rolls of masking tape & a branded water bottle hidden away.

Cannes in Cairns bags the second most famous Aussie actor to feature in Moulin Rouge!

"Kelp me!" the seaweed was shouting before Google & Emotive got involved.

MSL said it's also keen to work on other soon-to-launch Aussie favourites VB, singlets and Holden Commodores.

Meanwhile, Nine execs are still patting themselves on the back about MAFS' ratings dominance.

One Green Bean staffers already desperate to learn what freebies they can get off the back of this new win.

Healthcare to the masses might sound very Marx-y, but we've been assured that you'll still need to pay for the service.

We expect a stiff drink calmed the fury of these marketing teams.

Can't make the French Riviera this year? Be there in spirit with a glass of rosé and linen trousers in Cairns!

"We're getting the band back together!" shouted Thomas as he sashayed out of the GroupM office.

Special picks up new payroll business. Finance team already said to be dreading having to learn new system.

If you get stuck on a bad date this weekend, go deep on the details of this story to send your partner scarpering.

Pine O Cleen doing god's work here, in order to alleviate the effects of god's work.

The OMA unveils the shortlist for its awards this year. B&T still waiting to hear the catering options.

If you see B&T staff glued to our computers for the first time in years, you'll know why.